When I was a kid I wish Grandpa would get off me
At least just fuck more softly
Now my mom gets my clothes for me at Hot Topic
I dress like a Nazi I'm pissed all the time
I can't wait to see where all the wild things are
I say words like discombobulated melancholy
I look like a Nazi

Verse 1:
(Crys)
I am emo I dress in girls clothes
When I'm dancing at shows I look like a 4 year old throwing a tantrum
Reattach my testacles
I'm in the scene, I play bass in my band, I like cutting my wrists
I weight 91 pounds it's okay to cry
Most emos kiss another guys 'cause emo chicks are fat

Chorus:
When I was a kid I wish Grandpa would get off me
At least just fuck more softly
Now my mom gets my clothes for me at Hot Topic
I dress like a Nazi I'm pissed all the time
I can't wait to see where all the wild things are
I say words like discombobulated melancholy
I look like a Nazi

Verse 2:
(Crys)
I farted I farted I farted
I'm so scene I don't care what you think
I'm better than you, you guys are mean
Craig Owens don't leave me please
Seriously, I still cry to your first cd
I wish Craig Owens would rape me
But I'm not 13 and a little white girl
No one loves me in the whole wide world
I was emo when you were listening to Spice Girls
And everyone would laugh at me, so I cut myself and got HIV
But, now that it's cool to be an emo fa**ot
I have an advantage I speak Spanish
I crash land on your mattress do a back flip on a pile of ashes
I knockout you with a trash lid
My fist your ass 'bout to have a blast, kid

Chorus:
When I was a kid I wish Grandpa would get off me
At least just fuck more softly
Now my mom gets my clothes for me at Hot Topic
I dress like a Nazi I'm pissed all the time
I can't wait to see where all the wild things are
I say words like discombobulated melancholy
I look like a Nazi

Bridge:
Do you have any idea what it's like being me?
I am just one man with two balls and a wiener
You ever wonder why I wear these pants so tight?
My grandma told me one time
She said "Rucka, what's the point of having balls if nobody sees them?"
I'm da best

Chorus:
When I was a kid I wish Grandpa would get off me
At least just fuck more softly
Now my mom gets my clothes for me at Hot Topic
I dress like a Nazi I'm pissed all the time
I can't wait to see where all the wild things are
I say words like discombobulated melancholy
I look like a Nazi

(Crying)
I never get any friend requests
Every time I sneeze I poop a little
(Sneezes)
Aww