Heres a little story that needs to be told, about the devil doing business in the fiery hole
Here's a little story that's oh so oh so true, about the fame and the money and the lawyers too
There's just one thing I'll say to you
if you're fucking me, I'm gonna fuck with you
Since all my money you're chasing, I'll find a steady replacement
Fuckin' me must've been entertainment
Nobody more, nobody gets burned
Here's to all the fucking lies you told, about a rabbit in a hat that's running for the hole
Here's to all the fucking money you made, so take your nickel back and default the rest of your take