Scene: Wild-haired kid with big eyes walking back and forth next to the phone Note, the words in quotes appear over his head
Kid: "Happy Birthday, Miss --" uh er nah! "Why, hello there, Miss Jones, I " er -- er, no, that's not right
A friend enters, (two seconds of traffic sounds) Friend is bald, with BB eyes
Friend: Came right over, what's cooking?
Kid: It's my teacher It's her birthday and I want to call her up I want to tell her something special
Friend: How about "Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to You"--
Kid frowns: Nah, everybody says that!
Friend: Welllll, how about "Roses are red, Violets are blue"--
Kid scrunches up his face in disgust at this
Kid: Nah, I wanna tell her something different! Something, I'll think of something!
(begins to carefully dial Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep)
Miss Jones answers, in a low, sensuous voice: Hello?
Kid: "Happy birthday Miss Jones, you sure got nice--bones!"
Kid winces, CLICK
Friend: Well, it was different all right