Welcome to the show, hello, hello, hello
What made you decide to go?
Feel free to mosh and dance, but i'll tell you in advance,
Nancie's known for fucking up

What more can i say? We can't even play
Every day is a bad day
If you think that we're a bore, man, i've heard it all before
Nancie's known for fucking up
We're known for fucking up

Ah, ah ah ahsounds like slop
Ah, ah ah ahslop

You'd think you'd have better things to do with your time than come to our
stupid shows and buy our stuff then go out of your way just to say we suck

The singer is a prick, the drummer makes me sick
The bass player has no dick
They're ugly and they're fat, and on top of all of that,
Nancie's known for fucking up

What more can i say? We can't even play
Every day is a bad day
So while i have the chance, i'll say "sorry" in advance
Nancie's known for fucking up
We're known for fucking up
We're known for fucking up