Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!

Welcome to Party Beach
Drag races in the street
They haul that toxic waste offshore
And they throw it overboard

It falls into a sunken hull
And spills onto a human skull
So run like hell for all you're worth
'Cause monsters walk the earth

You only came here for the sun
But now there's nowhere left to run
And danger is never out of reach
Whoooaaa on Party Beach!

Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!

The girls are fading fast
'Cause they all turned into monster mash
Can't sing, can't dance, can't surf
'Cause monsters walk the earth

All the kids down on the bay
Gotta try to find a way
To stop this pandemonium
We're gonna blow 'em up with sodium

You know there's nowhere left to hide
They'll only go out with the tide
But danger is never out of reach
Whoooaaa on Party Beach!

Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!

The girls are fading fast
'Cause they all turned into monster mash
Can't sing, can't dance, can't surf
'Cause monsters walk the earth

All the kids down on the bay
Gotta try to find a way
To stop this pandemonium
We're gonna blow 'em up with sodium

You know there's nowhere left to hide
They'll only go out with the tide
And danger is never out of reach
Whoooaaa on Party Beach!

The Horror of Party Beach