Yeah, my name is Link, man
I'm more well known as Lil' Wayne
Oh, you thought my name was Zelda?
That's a F**king GIRL'S NAME!
I saved the world like 15 times,
I saved the princess from Demise,
and I do it all alone with no help ans no advice.
(Hey, look, listen!)
Hey, look listen f**king annoying fairy!
I'd rather be forced to listen to constant Katy Perry!
I think it's time i got some recognition don't you think?
Legend of Zelda?
SCREW THAT!
LEGEND OF LINK!
L to the I to the N to the K
wears tights every day don't give a d*mn what you say.
Got bigger balls than even Evil Kneivel,
and he ain't gonna stop till the world is free of evil.
I'll break all your pots and i best not hear your b**chen.
I got the triforce of courage!
B*TCH!
So you better listen!
Call the bushwacker and my bank acount's maxed out,
got 999 rupees and my leather wallat's packed now!
Can't back down, can't slack now,
The world needs me to attck now,
I'm forced to pay up that *ss before these bombs in castle town.
Just give me some heart containers, let me spit on my ocaraina,
So i can kick that dumb*ss gannon all the way to Argentina!
L to the I to the N to the K
wears tights every day don't give a d*mn what you say.
Got bigger balls than even Evil Kneivel,
and he ain't gonna stop till the world is free of evil.
Yo, you low life elf, need a ride up to the North Pole?
Santa's got a thing for elves,
Get this marrige anulled.
You really think saving the princess will convince me you're straight?
HAHA
These uggs and this skirt is SO 2008.
Oh, snap! It's Gannadorf tryin to jack off my style!
Batman's cape?
Lincoln's beard?
Were you dressed by a child?
You're a ginger with no SOUL!
AND YOU LOOK LIKE A F**KING TROLL!!
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit old?
You think Zelda's stupid enough to get kidnapped so often?
She runs on my castle and my rules and begs to get locked in!
Yeah she's sick of your little Jeku Nuts and girly fairy face.
L I N K?
Or more like L I N GAY!
Yeah, you should have been aborted!
Just like the jersey shore!
It's that d*mn lie you told 'bout Zelda cuz she
loves my MASTER SWORD!
It's a shame your whole life's a waste tryin to RULE HYRULE!
Cuz today will be the day known as the day you got schooled!
L to the I to the N to the K
wears tights every day don't give a d*mn what you say.
Got bigger balls than even Evil Kneivel,
and he ain't gonna stop till the world is free of evil.