Acting like you care about
some stupid fucking cow
You fucking vegan
Your PC attitude
It doesn't matter anyhow
You fucking vegan

You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking
stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan
You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking
stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan
Vegan, vegan stupid fucking vegan

You always pray to Jah when you smoke
your fucking pot - you fucking vegan
You like the Grateful Dead
and think they're fucking hot
You fucking vegan

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[Guitar solo (sort of for Gino)]

Your girlfriend doesn't shave her legs or armpits anymore
You fucking vegan
I really hate your guts
'cause you're just a fucking bore
You fucking vegan

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[Chorus]