When the weight of the world has got you down
And you want to end your life
Bills to pay, a dead-end job,
And problems with the wife
But don't throw in the tow'l,
''cause there's a place right down the block
Where you can drink your misery away
At Flaming Moe's
When liquor in a mug
Can warm you like a hug
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away