I used to take you out nearly every night
Acting interested in everything you like
Painfully pretending you we're everything I wanted

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Now I've gotten comfortable enough to be a whole lot more like me around you-
Please appreciate my honesty
I'm so glad that I can lay around, hand in pants without a chance of disappointing you
Never listening, or helping except for a critique or two

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Now I've gotten comfortable enough to be a whole lot more like me around you-
Please appreciate my honesty
Appreciate my honesty I'm so happy that we've gotten past the lies
If you don't believe me start again with any other guy
They'll be nice and really try but soon like me they'll realize: that it's a lie
Over time I've let myself go
But I'm not going to let you go unless you want to go and pick me up some food or something nice

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Now I've gotten comfortable enough to be a whole lot more like me around you-
Please appreciate my honesty
Now I've gotten comfortable enough to be a whole lot more like me around you-
Please appreciate my honesty
Appreciate my honesty