Eyes dried tight gotta get myself together
need a kickstart cocktail, ten percent coffee
with a high rise family size, guaranteed to catonize
the little bit of brain I got a-hanging on from last night
I need a double take, a-just to get awake
to try and counteract the hollow feeling nature makes
it's gonna work a treat, gonna get me on my feet
it's a teasing little tonic with a kick like a mule and a skip on the beat
CHORUS:
It ain't right, it ain't wrong, I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bom
too sweet, a-too strong, I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bom
I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bom
I need a bomb, I need a ca-ca-ca-ca-caffeine bomb

Overdo the sugar and the coffee and the whiskey
in my biggest mug 'til the varnish starts to melt
I gotta wake up shake any webbing I'm a-shedding
any grogginess I felt before I sweated all the poison from my body to my quilt
CHORUS:
and it's been too long, I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bom
what a buzz, what a song, I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bom
I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bom
I need a bomb, I need a ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-caffeine bomb

hangover, so hung over, pour me a doctor, send it over
something that'll stop my legs from shaking, something that'll stop my head from aching
hangover, so hung over, breath of a juiced up holy roller pounding
baby can't you see I shitting brown water
well it's a case of easy come and easy go
I need a caffeine bomb to wake me in the morning
I need a caffeine bomb to get me to the show
oh no, I think I'm gonna throw (bleurgh!)
hands all sticky and I'm spilling all the whiskey on
myself, my friends, my dog, my floor, my God, my head feels like something crawled inside it
and the medicine I ordered should be kicking any second and I gotta be getting me more
CHORUS:
a-let's go, let's get it on, I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bom
Faye Wray, King Kong, I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bom
I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bom
I need a bomb, I need a ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-caffeine bomb
I need a caffeine bomb(x4)