Stumble through the graveyard late at night
if you're not full of rum I won't take a bite
gonna make you scream gonna make you one of us (one of us)
I'm the only zombie at alcoholics anonymous
recently diseased
currently drunk
recently diseased
walking dead intoxicated
Stumble through the graveyard late at night
if you're not full of rum I won't take a bite
but you're not a drunk zombie you wouldn't understand
I died with a beer can in my hand
recently diseased
currently drunk
recently diseased
walking dead intoxicated
stick with me baby
it'll be ok
my BAC is zero
there's no blood in my veins
diseased and drunk,
I'm all outta luck
but don't worry baby
cause I'm not to drunk to fuck (here we go)