Come on in and see my a's, come on in and see my i's
Come on in and see my rays, come on in and see my wife, my wife
She's got a middle just like her mother
She's got a middle certainly governed
Don't look up - don't look up and don't look down

Come on in and see my a's, come on in and see my i's
Come on in and feel my weight, come on in and see my wife, my wife
Who was it said, I don't know a thing
Who was it said, I believe everything
You check the facts, you check the facts
You eat my shits and you read my back

Come on in and see my a's, come on in and see my i's
Come on in and feel my rays, come on in and see my wife, my wife
She's got a middle sewn up like roses
She's got a middle wrapped up in poses
Don't look up - don't look up and don't look back
Who was it said, I got a funny face
Who was it said, her teeth are never straight
You check the facts, you check the facts
You taste my shits and you read my back

Come on in and see my hate, come on in and see my i's
Come on in and feel my rays, come on in and see my wife