Slapshot man, that's who I am,
put me in the game that's your best plan
Don't bother with the trap or man to man,
'cause I'm a slapshot man

Stop, you have no chance,
I will have to warn you in advance
When it comes to political stance, I'm a slapshot man

He winds up, but he never fans,
just you try to block it if you can
If it ever winds up in the stands, call an ambulance
yeah yeah yeah!

Slapshot man, that's who I am,
and my power rules on ice or land
Whether on the pond or in the sand,
the puck's at my command

He's slapshot man, and he entertains
(?) shots all seem so lame,
next to him Al MacInnis is tame
He puts the goalies to shame
yeah yeah yeah!

I'm slapshot man, I know it ain't right,
but I even wind up when i'm in tight
I don't ever mean to start a fight,
the ref gets so uptight

Slapshot man, goalies call in sick,
nightmares of the puck coming off his stick
The thought of a shutout is as unreal as dick,
yeah it's the slapshot man
Yeah yeah yeah! (alright!)