On my way to wolton jail
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Cut my balls on a rusty nail
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Doctor doctor will i die?
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Yes you bastard say goodbye!
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In came the nurse with a wooden spoon
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Shoved it up me ars and i was off to the moon
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On my way to the moon
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Healed my balls with that wooden spoon
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On my way back down
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I was lucky to find a crown
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Went to the queens house
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Told her to fuck off coz your new kings scouse
THE END