I am he is you are he is you are me
and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun!
See how they fly!
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corparation tee-shirts, stupid bloody Tuesday, man you've been a naughty boy
you've let your face grow long!

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus--koo koo kachoo

Mister city policeman sitting, pretty little
policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how they run
I'm crying
I'm cry
I'm crying
I'm cry

Yellow mound of custard, dripping from a dead dog´s eye
Grab a locker fishwife
Pornagraphic priestess
Boy, you´ve been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus--koo koo kachoo

*alarm rings*

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the Sun
If the Sun don't come you get a tan
From standing in the English rain

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus--koo koo kachoo, koo koo koo kachoo!

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Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
Ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha!
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
I´m crying

Semolina Pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguins singin´ Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking
Edgar Allen Poe!

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus--koo koo koo kachoo!
koo koo koo kachoo!
koo koo kachoo koo koo koo kachoo koo koo!
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