A little lady standin' next to me
Isn't she a pretty thing?
I'm the one who put that ring on her left hand

Another fella can tip his hat
And I'm as gentle as a pussycat
But let it go much further than that and he's a dead man

'Cause that's a good way, that's a real good way
That's a good way to get on my bad side

A politician on my TV
He says he's only lookin' out for me
He says he knows what the poor man needs in the long run

But every year he gives himself a raise
With a chunk of every buck I make
Now he's talkin' like he wants to take my shotgun

Well, that's a good way, that's a real good way
That's a good way to get on my bad side

I ain't looking for no trouble
Don't wanna start no fight
Don't want more than I got comin'
I only wanna do what's right

Just treat me like I treat you
And we'll get along just fine
But mister, take one step across that line

And that's a good way, that's a real good way
That's a good way to get on my bad side

I like Van Halen and I like George Jones
Charlie Daniels and the Rolling Stones
And Bocephus, when he rocks and rolls still kills me

There ought to be a law against cowboy rap
And all that boy band crap
A little sissy in a cowboy hat ain't country, no

But that's a good way, that's a real good way
That's a good way to get on my bad side
Yeah, that's a real good way to get on my bad side

That's a good way, that's a real good way
That's a good way to get on my bad side
That's a good way, that's a real good way
That's a good way to get on my bad side