Walking through the woods, a bear
It munches you Put your head in a
Vice, go drilling for the goo
Fall one hundred thousand fest,
Go splat in the middle of town
Your head lops off from a chain-
Saw and falls down to the ground

[Chorus:]

From behind, a blade slides in, and
Opens up your veins Under your car, the pump
Gives way and squashes all your brains
A great white shark rips you limb from limb,
A jigsaw cuts the flesh, it tears around the rim

"An execution", hear the cry, shock! It pops
Your eyes A rope wrapped firmly a-
Round your neck, it ends all your lives
Now they stuff M-80's down your fucking
Throat, when they go, you will blow, and
Then start to bloat

[Chorus: Solo's: MZ, JD, repeat]

Pour some gas on your head, then light
A match Stuff your friend in the oven,
Then lock the latch Creme your face on
The ground, falling off your bike Fall
From a cliff Bub, while taking a nature
Hike