What's wrong with a zoo
What's wrong with a zoo (2x)

I asked them in
Invited them in
Oh cordially

Sat each one down
Down on the couch
So I could see

What's wrong with a zoo
What's wrong with a zoo (2x)

Show me some skin
Kiss on my chin
And kiss my mouth

I learned the way
To love you today
Was to have you down

Monkey was maimed
Black and white aim
A chimp no more

Monkey's last act
Had been to attack
A child of four

What's wrong with a zoo
What's wrong with a zoo (2x)

So i pile misdeed
Upon misdeed
Throw in some love
Where i see need of love

An eloquent way
To bring an end
Is exit the bay
In graceful swim

A box folds in half
And brings on a laugh
From everyone

Who needs to sleep
When sleeping just keeps
Our life undone

What's wrong with a zoo
What's wrong with a zoo (2x)