Heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee
Everyone come see the greatest show
Gather up all Juggalos and roll
Everyone come see the greatest show
Gather up all trugalopes and roll
Ah yeah! Dum Diddy Dum,
Get your ass out the way 'cause here we come,
And we's bringin' this spectacle into ya town
We got creep shows, freak shows (Wicked Clowns)
Most people don't like these Oddities
Most people would love to have a shot at these
If you think you too good for us sideshow freaks, let me know
And I'm gonna whip smack your cheeks! Come on
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Everyone come see the greatest show
Unlike anything that you know
Come and be down wit the clowns
The big Oddity freak show's in town
I'm a sideshow looney, watch me get nuts
I do backflips out in fronta mad trucks
And in high school the chicks always gave us probs,
'cause I was nine feet tall, and my boy's a cyclops
I can swim shark-filled waters!
Yeah, well I can chew nails up and spit out quarters
Go cryin for your daddy, what's that gonna do?
When he's just as shook as you, you little snoot
Chorus 2X
Everyone come see the greatest show
Gather up all Juggalos and roll
Everyone come see the greatest show
Gather up all Juggalos and roll
Where you goin' richy boy?
What's the matter son?
Just because we're a little different, you gotta run?
I'm an Oddity
You're lookin' odd at me
But then I gotta be
And there's a lotta me
We's a little bit twisted, I gladly admit it
I can unscrew my head off, and shoot hoop with it
And you can't, so you gotta label us weird
Even though your mama's got a beard What!
Chorus