Everything I'll tell you's gonna be made out of paper
Oh how much I love you in the deparment store
Everything I'll buy for you's gonna be made out of paper
Oh how much I want you in the department store
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I like these paper flowers so much
I like you hanging around drunk so much
I like you hanging around naked so much
Everything I'll sing you's gonna be made out of rubber
Oh how much I love you in the supermarket
Things I'll whisper to you at night gonna be made out of rubber
Oh how much I love you in the supermarket
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Every single thing I've told you's turned into cardboard
I've just given you a kiss, cutie alligator
Every single thing I've stuck in you has turned green
Wish I headn't held so close my cardboard doll