She caught me off guard on a new years eve
Not a single word and she's kissin' on me
She wrote her number up and down real big on my arm
And after 'bout a couple of drinks she said so long

I called her at 9am
Or maybe it was 3am
I guess that I was drunk again
And that's the price you pay

Been jaded
She hates me
It's getting complicated
4:30
She's dirty
I won't wear women's underwear

She's coming to a show on a Sunday night
She's taking me home on a Sunday night
4:30 in the morning we had to sneak in through to the back
She's taking care of her grandmother after her third heart attack

She called me at 9am
She called me at 10am
She'll call and wake me up again
And that's the price you pay

Been jaded
She hates me
It's getting complicated
4:30
She's dirty
I won't wear women's underwear

Well, all I ever wanted was a friend
Someone to make nice with now and then
Again and again and again and again
She rolled up on me
Tried keep her body on me
No she won't be hasty with that thong
She's got that party feeling
She's got that party reeling
Rub me down
Taking it down
Cumming on down

She called me at 9am
She called me at 10am
She'll call and wake me up again
And that's the price you pay

Been jaded
She hates me
It's getting complicated
4:30
She's dirty
I won't wear women's underwear