Davey: What the heck is happening right now?

Footlocker guy:
Something that should have happened 20 years ago

Radio:
Time to cry, Davey, over

Davey:
What? Get out of here, I'm leaving

GNC bottle:
You can run from Whitey, but you ain't gonna run from us

Footlocker guy:
We all heard what happened at the skating rink today,
When Whitey brought up your sad past,
You snapped and walked away,
Well maybe they're on to something that you should give a try,
Go ahead and let it out and have yourself a cry

Wooden child soldiers:
Let it out, Davey

Davey:
Aw, shut your wooden mugs

Dress:
Let it out, Davey

GNC bottle:
Would you check out her bazugs!

Davey:
You want me to deal with pain,
Well cheers is what I say!

GNC bottle:
This is stuff that numbs the pain,
It don't make it go away

Candy box lady:
You try to act so tough

Footlocker guy:
But you just live a liiiie!

Dress:
Why don't you show your feminine side and have yourself a cry
(GNC bottle howls)

Java cup:
Let it out, Davey

Davey:
I'll pour you down the sink

Chair:
You gotta do it, Davey

Davey:
Ya'll can bite my dink

You lame-o's and lo-mo's are wasting your time,
Makin' me sit here,
'Cause nothing you can say or do,
Will make me shed a tear

Panda:
He possesses a strong spirit,
And won't let down his guard

Footlocker guy:
So now we'll bring in the big guy,
His beautiful Chanukah card

Radio:
Take it Davey, might have money in it, over

Davey's Dad:
Happy Chanukah, to our wonderful son,

Davey's Mom:
You fill our lives with joy

Both parents:
Don't ever change the way you are,
You beautiful, 12 year old boy