If your favorite song or album of Adam Sandler is not present in the list of songs, you can add them in our collection by this form.
If you want to add the new singer and his songs, take advantage of this form.
Performed by adam sandler and conan o’ brien :
"and now a buffoon’s meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college."
Dean: "well michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations on your upcoming graduation and I understand you are interested in matriculating here in the fall."
Buffoon: "i got a snake, man!"
Dean: "yes, pets are welcome here on campus. be it the traditional dog, or cat, or even the occasional reptile."
Buffoon: "one time I fed it some beer man! it was slithering this way and that! it was all fucked up!"
Dean: "i’m sure it was. well we discourage inappropriate drinking among both students and pets here on campus."
Buffoon: "fuckin’ shit!"
Dean: "yes, that’s a not uncommon reaction to this policy. so tell me a little bit more about your background."
Buffoon: "my father’s a fucking asshole, man!"
Dean: "hmm, I see. your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age son."
Buffoon: "my mother’s a piece of shit too!"
Dean: "well, I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility over the summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed and ready to learn."
Buffoon: "my teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man! she had her head way up her ass!"
Dean: "well the quality of the faculty at a university such as ours far exceeds that of a local public high school."
Buffoon: "your secretary’s a real fat bitch, man!"
Dean: "yes, she’s tried many diets over the years with minimal success."
Buffoon: "i had diarhea last month. I had to shit all fucking day!"
Dean: "uh huh, well we all get the occasional stomach bug, never a pleasurable experience. so have you given any thought to your choice of major? "
Buffoon: "i’ve got a big fucking boner right now."
Dean: "i see. well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of nervous tension. I do not take offense."
Buffoon: "one time I ate my neighbors shit!"
Dean: "that’s understandable. well, I enjoyed meeting you. we’ll be sending you our decision by the end of the month."
Buffoon: "i bet you got really hairy balls."
Dean: "yes, it’s a veritable forest down there. bye bye."
You may add the scroller of the test of this song in your Myspace Profile, Friendster, FaceBook, blog or on any site you wish. For this purpose, it is enough to copy and insert the code, which you see on the scroller. You may also adjust the color of the font, the color of the background and borders, speed of scrolling of the text and to add a video clip from YouTube to it. In order to adjust these parameters and to receive a code, click here.
Video
Embed code:
Copied to clipboard
Above you can see video clip for this song, which was added by our users. You can watch it directly on the site, or download it on your computer and transfer it in the usual format: avi (DivX) with the help of the program YouTube Downloader. You can download it here. Use it, in order to convert a video clip in the usual video-file, watching it you can have fun with friends at any moment, even if you will be somewhere on a picnic. The program can also convert Youtube video into the formats that are used by iPod, iPhone, PSP, Apple Tv, Pocket PC and many other mobile devices. The program determines automatically the presence of the roller on the page and some files can be downloaded and converted at once. If you have found any mistake or this clip doesn't correspond to the song, bring in updating by this form.
In order to establish this video on your site or profile, click on the code above. It will be copied in the buffer and you have to insert it into the necessary place on your site, blog or profile. If you have any questions, ask them and we will answer you with pleasure.
Share this lyrics
With the help of these codes you can share the text songs with friends, place the reference to the text in themes at forums, on your profile MySpace, FriendSter, FaceBook, on your blog or site. It is enough to click on the line with necessary code and it will be copied in the buffer. Later, you have to insert the code where you want to add it.
You may also place our button. We will be very grateful to you.
Html-code:
Copied to clipboard
BB-code:
Copied to clipboard
Direct Link:
Copied to clipboard
88x31 button:
Copied to clipboard
The Adam Sandler The Buffoon & The Dean of Admissions lyrics are brought to you by Lyrics-Keeper. You can use lyrics widget for karaoke. We tried to make lyrics as correct as possible, however if you have any corrections for The Buffoon & The Dean of Admissions lyrics, please feel free to submit them to us. If you want to download this song in mp3 you can visit one of our music sponsors.
