Da-da, uh!
(Mr Collins?)
Girls please!
(Mr Collins, Mr Collins?)
(Please Mr Collins!)
(Don't play so loud, Mr Collins!)

(guitar solo & instrumental)

What?
What'd you say?

(Mr Collins?)
Ha-ha-ha
(Mr Collins, Mr Collins?)
(Please, Mr Collins!)
(Don't play that loud, Mr Collins!)

(guitar & instrumental)

(Mr Collins?)
(Mr Collins, Mr Collins?)
(Please, Mr Collins!)
(Hey, Mr Collins!)

(guitar & instrumental fade to end)