I'm a crosscut saw,
Baby, just drag me across your log
You know I'm a crosscut saw,
Just drag me across your log
I cut your wood so easy for you,
You can't help but say, "Hot Dog!"

Now some call me wood chopping Sam,
Some call me Woodcutting Jim
The last girl I cut my wood for, you know
She wants me back again

I'm a crosscut saw,
Just drag me across your log
I cut your wood so easy for you,
You can't help but say, "Hot Dog!"

{instrumental break}

I got a double-bladed axe
That really cuts good
Well, I'm a crosscut saw,
Just bury me in your wood

I'm a crosscut saw,
Baby, just drag me across your log
I cut your wood so easy for you, woman
You can't help but say, "Hot Dog!"

Now watch this
{guitar solo}
Owww!