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Bill scott's dumb [x4]

You were brought up in a nudist colony
And you're also adopted too
You wear those gay pink shorts
And your dog shits all over the floor

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You,fell down the stairs,and your dog,licked your balls
You,have an awesome job,but you're,always broke
Your girlfriend is ugly,your mustache is gay,your dog's fucking stupid,and
Bill scott's dumb