123 Dont laugh Its not as funny as it sounds My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns Dont laugh Its not as funny as it sounds My girl fucked the singer o...

He wakes up in the morning He pulls his shirt and boots on He grabs his lunch pale and heads out to the light And he goes, and he goes and he works all day For ...

"Budweiser is 100% natural beer, it's nature intended We did not use a single artificial ingredient and only the finest herbs, barley, mount, rice, and water We...

I dont know where I'm going and I know not where I've been But my best friend is a bottle, A bottles my best friend It may take most of my money, It may disapea...

Danny Boy was cool All his friends thought he was funny Until he quit school, And he ran out of money His pops kicked him out the door, He moved to London Town ...

Fat Mike Gave Me Strep Pretty Sure Fat Mike Gave Me Strep Oh Ya Fat Mike Gave Me, Fat Mike Gave Me Strep Guess What Fat Mike Gave Me Strep Sure Did Fat Mike Gav...

Every time you get inside and get behind the wheel Every instinct nervous that's how I feel Whipping on the gas and whipping on the break Heading for a turn I'v...

Last week at the Randolf K of C We played with Zippo Raid, Toxic and The Unseen It was a great time, I got drunk out of my mind The only thing that I regret Is ...

You take the high road, And I'll take the low road And I'll be in Ireland before ye Hey! And theres a road to Ireland, Its paved with beer and gold my friend I...

They came to Great Woods on July 23 A whole lineup of women isn't that absurd The Cardigans would take the stage Does anybody care No! I wouldn't want to go to...

Gotta get a little more liquor in me Gonna get so drunk I can't hardly see When the rooms spinning Spinning around I'll Chug Another One Down Gonna get loaded...

Millers made the American way Born and brewed in the USA There just as proud as the people that are drinkin it today Millers Made The American Way Millers mad...

Be nice just like Smokey Robinson Fall like the tears of a clown Sometimes I wish I was in Detroit The home of Motown Singin under a streetlight Man I hear the ...

He's not afraid to get drunk fall down on his face But he still knows that he's easily replaced When he turns 40 in 6 more fucking years He'll still be snortin ...

I went to court today They took my license away for operating OUI I saw the magisrate, He said kid get it straight You just cant drink and drive I took my old ...

So your tired, You've been beat up Your lying face down on the floor You dont worry what you look like You smell like shit and alchol And you've got no friends ...

I lost my love, I lost my inspiration It was right in front of me My every thought, my every incarnation Is to stop a killing spree, but my self-esteem and conf...

Always complainin, That's Correct Sick of your lies, That's Correct Ive heard your bullshit, That's Correct Too many times, That's Correct I don't know what I'...

Johnny was a waste of life He was never satisfied Put a bullet in his head I'm so happy Johnnys dead Shut Up! You Waste Of Life Shut Up! You Waste Of Life Joh...