Well the motorcycle club had a party, And all the young virgins were there And I found a blonde with little bitty titties And a pretty yellow ribbon in her hair...

Mhmm mhmm mhmm too doo doo doo mhmm Well today there's no salvation band's packed up and gone And I'm left standing with my penny in my hand There's a big crowd...

Standin' on the corner watchin' all the girls go by Drinkin' wine and whiskey smokin' joints and stayin' high I was young and crazy and I never thought that I c...

IF YOU'RE FEELING LONELY AND THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE LEFT THAT'S ALONE IN A BAR IF NEED SOMEBODY WITH SHOULDERS TO CRY ON WELL BABY I'M NOT VERY FAR Chorus: J...

By David Allan Coe Every night another woman Every day a different town If I'm not accused of speeding I'm accused of coming down With a legal dose of somethin...

She had good intentions and I had the same She kept the baby and left me the blame We both had our reasons but they weren't the same Ain't it funny the way love...

She had good intentions and I had the same She kept the baby and left me the blame We both had our reasons but they weren't the same Ain't it funny, the way lov...

I came up the hard way And fought with my back to the wall Sometimes down to nothin' But right now, babe, we've got it all Looking back now When it comes down t...

By David Allan Coe and T Clark I BOUGHT THIS RHINESTONE SUIT IN CALIFORNIA THESE BOOTS CAME ALL THE WAY FROM MEXICO THIS CADILLAC AIN'T NOTHING', SON YOU OUGHT...

[ duet with Karen Brooks ] You're layin' here with me we're holding each other it feels good so it must be right You've touched me into thinking this could go ...

By: David Allan Coe I MET HER IN ATLANTA SHE WAS A-DANCING IN A CAFE WITH A PRICE TAG ON HER BODY AND A TOMBSTONE IN HER EYE YOU COULD TELL SHE WAS NOT HAPPY B...

By David Allan Coe Dedication: Dedicated to Pete Drake and Rose Trimble for giving me the chance to be where I am today, For believing in my songs and in me Si...

She packed her bags and moved to Florida I've been blue since she's been gone And this bowling green motel room is now my old Kentucky home All she left me was ...

By: BJ Bourgoin My hands are shaking and I'm sadly learning The truth behind your innocent disguise You never thought I knew that you had been untrue But I onc...

She was a waitress in a west Texas dance hall I was a cowboy with a throat full of sand I called her Honey when she brought my whiskey And later I left there ho...

CALL ME THE BREEZE - Lynyrd Skynyrd Call me the breeze I keep blowin' down the road Well now they call me the breeze I keep blowin' down the road I ain't got m...

I was just out of the service thumbing through the classifieds when an ad that said old chevy some how caught my eye the lady didn't know the year or even if it...

They judge a boy by his friends And all of mine are trash They say you find your own level Well I'm a snake in the grass But I can't help the things I do I've a...

Your life laid down, crucified Your arms stretched out and open wide To rescue me so I can be a child of God From nail pierced hands and thorn pierced brow You...

Morning found me lyin' on a floor in New Orleans, Looking like the patches was about to eat my jeans Feeling like my belly was a warehouse for the blues And I ...

Michael Peter Smith - Bird Avenue Publishing - ASCAP In the lamplight burning low AND Dimly through enchanted woods She rocks beside the fire that never was li...

She went away and left me Oh She never said a word And even if she would have told me I probably never would have heard Well she once said no other woman honey...

How do you spell relief? I get D-R-U-N-K Lately Dave since my baby left me I do it almost every day It's the only thing that I've found That'll take the hurt aw...

By David Allan Coe SPOKEN USED TO GO WITH MY GRANDPA UP TO THE TOWN SQUARE, SET HIM DOWN UP THERE ON A PICNIC BENCH AND HE USED TO PLAY CHECKERS WITH THEM OTHER...

Betty drove the semi she pulled up to the pump I thought I wanted a Coca-Cola and I started out on the jump She said hold it Dave come quick there's something y...

Betty drove the semi she pulled up to the pump I thought I wanted a Coca-Cola and I started out on the jump She said hold it Dave come quick there's something y...

By: David Allan Coe and Larry Murray BETTY DROVE THE SEMI, SHE PULLED UP TO THE PUMP I THOUGHT I WANTED A COCA-COLA AND I STARTED OUT ON THE JUMP SHE SAID, "HO...

The Vibrator Queen Well she ordered it from a magazine I guess for about ten bucks And it came by special delivery in a plain brown cardboard box Well she opene...

Dear penis, I don't think i like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all ya do is stare at the floor, Oh dear penis, I don't like you anymore It used ...

By Guy Clark AND I'D SING THE RED RIVER VALLEY AND HE'D SIT IN THE KITCHEN AND CRY RUN HIS FINGERS THROUGH SEVENTY YEARS OF LIVING' WONDERING, LORD, HAS EVERY ...

I'd sing the Red River Valley and he'd sit in the kitchen and cry Run his fingers through seventy years of livin' Wonder Lord has every well I drilled ran dry W...

The Devil went to Jamaica He was looking to sell some weed He was doin' fine, they were standing in line It was excellent weed indeed When he came across a youn...

The devil went to Jamaica He was looking to sell some weed He was doin' fine They were standin' in line It was excellent weed indeed When he came across a young...

By David Allan Coe IT WAS TOO COLD TO STAY IN THE NORTH AND LA SEEMED THE MOST LIKELY PLACE I COULD STAY THOSE MALIBU NIGHTS AND THOSE HOLLYWOOD LIGHTS WERE BLI...

Don't bite the dick that fucks you honey You gotta learn to suck it funny How those dicks taste all like rubber Covered with goo Some cums clear and some cums m...

By David Allen Coe Dedicated to Meme for being there ITS A FAIRYTALE MORNING, THE OCEAN LOOKS TURQUOISE AS IF IT WAS PAINTED THAT WAY THE WAVES HOW THEY RUSH FR...

By David Allan Coe & Skeet Petty Dedicated to Meme Broussard Coe for love and devotion through it all, To Cherie for the hospital care and Nancy for cooking my ...

On Sunday after church there'd always be a picnic There'd be kinfolks callin' until dawn Me I'd play the guitar and my Uncle Merle would sing And grandpa he'd p...

By: David Allan Coe MAMA TAUGHT US HOW TO SING IN HARMONY GRANDMA USED TO STOMP HER FOOT AND SLAP HER KNEE I CAN STILL HEAR DADDY SING DOWN BY THE OLD MILL STR...

Take the jib sail down boys take the jib sail down Turn this ship around boys before we run aground The fish aren't bitin' today boys fish aren't bitin' today I...

I want you to love the things you love and even more Follow me, follow me Less gives less and more gives more Is your love sweeter now than it was before? Cros...

The last verse was the hardest the hardest to get through This verse for old lost lovers this song I wrote for you She's at the point of no return there's no mo...

The last verse was the hardest the hardest to get through This verse for old lost lovers this song I wrote for you She's at the point of no return there's no mo...

You know when I first started doing this album I thought All these songs about just gettin' the divorce And there was one thing I wanted to tell you darlin' dar...

By Lawton Williams FAR ACROSS DEEP BLUE WATER LIVES AN OLD GERMAN'S DAUGHTER ON THE BANKS OF THE OLD RIVER RHINE WHERE I LOVED HER AND LEFT HER NOW I CAN'T FOR...

Far across the deep blue waters lives an old German's daughter On the banks of the old River Rhine Where I loved her and left her now I can't forget her she is ...

By: David Allan Coe I NEVER MEANT TO LEAVE HER, MY INTENTIONS WERE TO STAY IT WASN'T NOTHING SHE HAD DONE OR NOTHING SHE COULD SAY TO CHANGE THIS OLD FAMILIAR ...

I'm a cosmic cowboy A big time player I like Pantera, Kid Rock, and Slayer I like Ice-T the rapper I mean When it comes to drinkin' I like Jim Beam I play well ...

Hey, Fuck Anita Bryant Who the Hell is she Telling all them faggots That they can't be free Throw that bitch in prison then maybe she'll see just how much them ...

Fuckin in the butt Fuckin in the butt Fuckin in the butt I'd like to fuck the shit out of you I'd like to fuck the shit out of you I'd like to fuck the shit ou...

Fuzzy was an outlaw swamp rat born and raised Bought a motorcycle in his younger days Rode into Kentucky to join the outlaw band Fuzzy tought me how to make a l...

When I was a little boy Daddy used to say to me son We got a lotta land And a lotta hard work to be done Go get your marbles put 'em in the house Tear down you...

By Bill Anderson Dedication: To Whispering Bill Anderson and a friendship I value as much as any other because of his talent and also his inspiration To Johnny ...

By David Allan Coe SHE'S TAKEN TO WALKING ALONE IN THE EVENING SHE'S TAKEN TO SLEEPING ALL NIGHT IN HIS CHAIR TOGETHER THEY BOTH HAD A REASON FOR LIVING BACK WH...

You may be an ambassador to England or France You might like to gamble, you might like to dance You may be the heavyweight champion of the world You might be a ...

One sultry summer morning in the year of 19-18 Three hundred men with ebony skin pulled out of Union Station Headed out of Nashville for western Tennessee Homew...

By David Allan Coe I painted quite a picture for the girls in her home town And she was no exception to the rule Singing all them songs about the places I've b...

The key turns in the door the boards squeak on the floor And guilty footsteps linger on the hall I'd fight but I'm too weak pretending I'm asleep While hearing ...

I ain't gonna call Hank Williams Jr Jr anymore Even though I know what all his daddy done before Hank weighs close to two hundred pounds and he stands about six...

He's taking it hard she's taking it easy She's living it up and he's living it down He's walking the floor looking for answers She's out on the floor all over t...

Lightly tripping through The misty dripping morning Up the stairs to see if she was home When I found a note That she'd wrote with a pen Attached upon her door ...

By David Allan Coe HEADS OR TAILS, WHAT WILL IT BE? TAKE YOUR CHOICE, HIM OR ME! HEADS OR TAILS, YOU'LL HAVE TO CHOOSE HEADS YOU WIN, TAILS YOU LOSE FLIP THE C...

If grandpa was alive right now there ain't no tellin' what he'd have to say Why he had fifteen wives a living with him all when he finally passed away And thoug...

By David Allan Coe And F Spears HEY GYPSY, HEY GYPSY COME ON HOME EVEN IF ITS JUST TO PAINT YOUR WAGON OLD HOBO, HOW LONG CAN THIS GO ON? SHE'S MENDING SOCKS AN...

By David Allan Coe I'VE DONE SOME RAMBLING DOWN IN MISSISSIPPI I'VE DONE SOME TIME IN TENNESSEE I SERVER MY SENTENCE IN A FENDER TWIN AMPLIFIER HONEY DON'T YOU ...

Jessie she stares like a cat with a bird that has fallen and broke it's wing Terri she puts on her make-up and wonders what promise the new day will bring Debbi...

I got drunk in Austin Texas I missed my plane in North Carolina Spent all of my money on a long distance call Huntsville Prison walls so high I'm so lonesome I ...

By David Allan Coe LONESOME, CRYING HEARTACHES THAT'S HUMAN EMOTIONS I NEVER KNEW, LORD TILL SHE WENT AWAY BEGGING, PLEADING, FORGIVENESS THAT'S HUMAN EMOTIONS ...

By David Allan Coe Dedication: This song is especially for JJ Cale and Leon Russell, with a special place in my heart for their musical influences, and to Bonni...

Don't you ever doubt my love cause you fit me like a glove And I could never give you up for someone else Honey I won't do you wrong and I've been loving you to...

Just keep the motor runnin' this won't take very long By the time the police get here we'll be already gone We've got to leave 'em hangin' we can't leave 'em no...

By David Allan Coe GRANDPA, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU LATELY WONDERING IF YOU'D FOUND PEACE OF MIND I GUESS YOU'D BE PROUD TO KNOW YOUR GRANDSONS NEVER CROS...

You change just like the weather I never know if you'll be hot or cold to me Can't you see what I've been going through We belong together even though I know at...

I'm gonna hurt her on the radio She's gonna hear me everywhere she goes I'll get to her the only way I know I'm gonna hurt her on the radio Take these pieces o...

I burned all the letters that you never wrote I broke all the promises you never spoke I swallowed my pride till I thought I would choke Given bout all I can ta...

By David Allan Coe Dedication: This song is for Jimmy Carter who wants women to be drafted and I agree I think they ought to draft women too, at least some wome...

And I'd like to take you take you away And if you'd come with me we'd leave here today There's nothing to hold you as strong as this feeling And I've got to hav...

If I could climb the walls of this bottle oh darlin' I'd come home to you Another night for me is just beginning soon the wine will wash away all my shame With ...

If I knew I could count on you I would love you my whole life through There is nothing that I would not do if I knew I could count on you I've been lonely for ...

Well I'm just an old man now covered with scars Most of them I got fightin' in them redneck bars And A bunch of brand new tattoos that Squench put on me He cove...

Written By David Allan Coe/ Fred Spears Recitation: THE OLD MAN WAS COVERED WITH TATTOOS AND SCARS HE GOT SOME IN PRISON AND OTHERS IN BARS THE REST HE GOT WOR...

Written By David Allan Coe IF I GIVE MY LOVE TO YOU GIRL, WILL I GET LOVE IN RETURN OR WILL I JUST GET A FIRE, FOR AS LONG AS IT WILL BURN? I'M NOT LOOKING FOR...

You said you were loving me you said I could never see The forest for the trees where you're concerned Just another game you've lost and just another stream you...

By Buzz Rabin & Sara Dedication: To Buzz Rabin who gave me a place to stay when I first went to Nashville and has been a part of my life ever since (see my book...

No more dirty dishes in the sink when I come home I don't have to worry if I'll spend the night alone I can go to sleep and leave my record player on You're not...

By David Allan Coe JACK DANIELS IF YOU PLEASE KNOCK ME TO MY KNEES YOUR THE ONLY FRIEND THERE'S HAS EVER BEEN THAT DIDN'T DO ME WRONG JACK DANIELS IF YOU PLEASE...

The Jimmy Buffer Song David Allen Coe Prelude: This song is for all the people that's been reviewing our records and say we sound a lot like Jimmy Buffet becaus...

By David Allan Coe/ J Lewis JODY LIKE A MELODY PLAY INSIDE MY HEAD TILL THE THOUGHT OF YOU IS MORE THAN I CAN STAND JUST TO THINK OF HAVING YOU IS MUSIC TO MY S...

Well I'm finally gettin' used to the water the way the tarantulas bite Those Federales didn't believe I only came here to watch the bulls fight Tell my mother I...

Just divorced was written on the window of the car It looked like a tombstone parked beside the local bar Once he'd drove it crazy now he's driven it too far Ju...

By David Allan Coe And Jimmy Townsend THREES A STACK OF DAILY PAPERS ON HER DOORSTEP AND THE GRASS HAS GROWN UP MORE THAN SHE'D ALLOW YES, IT SEEMS TO ME TO BE ...

I'd walk across Kansas in a New York minute climb the Colorado mountains in the fall Crawl through Arizona like a flatland lizard if I thought it'd do me any go...

By David Allan Coe I COULD WALK ACROSS KANSAS IN A NEW YORK MINUTE CLIMB THE COLORADO MOUNTAINS IN THE FALL CRAWL THROUGH ARIZONA LIKE A FLAT LAND LIZARD IF I ...

By D Murphy Laid back and wasted Driven to drinking A woman ain't nothing to lose Don't ever doubt it I'll live without it I'll give you the blues I spent a l...

By David Allan Coe Lately I've been thinking too much lately I've been stayin' kinda stoned Maybe I need someone who can make me Feel like I'm not making it al...

Well, I've fucked 'em all from Coast to Coast Well you can talk about your lovers and your back door pimps You can talk about your hollywood Fags If you want t...

Play your fiddle Little Orphan Annie Play it for the shrimpers and the pirates out to sea Play it for the hippies down in Mallory Square If I'm not there won't ...

Little Susie Shallow Throat Little Susie Shallow Throat was lonely All the girls all made fun of her at school ???Cause no matter how she tried She could not g...

By: David Allan Coe and Jimmy Howard SEEMS LIKE IT'S RAINING' HARDER TODAY THE RAIN MUST OF KNOWN I WAS COMING' THIS WAY IT AIN'T EASY LIVING ON THE RUN IF I P...

Well when you're down on your luck and you ain't got a buck in London you're a goner Even Londpon Bridge has fallen down and moved to Arizona Now I know why and...