By Dean Friedman I am in love with the McDonald's Girl She has the smile of innocence oh so tender and warm I am in love with the McDonald's Girl She is an ang...

By Dean Friedman Are you ready yet? Are you ready yet? Is your peace of mind in a little bind? Are your cheeks all wet? Do you hesitate, 'cause you're not quit...

By dean friedman Way on the other side of the hudson, Deep in the bosom of suburbia, I met a young girl, she sang mighty fine, Tears on my pillow and ave maria...

By Dean Friedman I was standing in the middle of the planet I was wondering who ran it When suddenly the sky turned red And a voice above me said," Ayamba Yay...

Got a rich man's dream Wanna swap my taxi on a limousine Wanna cash it in Wanna give it all away Got a poor man's needs Beans in the bucket and love in the shee...

By dean friedman Don't marry that boy he's gonna leave you with a broken heart Don't marry that boy he's gonna tear your perfect world apart You don't listen ...

By dean friedman I never told you but it's time you learned the truth about your mom She was working for the soviets when they stole the atomic bom And you wer...

By dean friedman Don't you ever dare do that again Save that kind of nonsense for your friends I've got better things to do, Than feel sorry for the likes of y...

By dean friedman Hurry home from high school set the dinner table Straighten out the living room child you?re in full bloom Draw yourself a warm bath douse you...

Pick up the sunday news I need my funny papers A little Orphan Annie and me have a rendezvous at three With Mary Worth and Dick Tracy My idea of time well spent...

By dean friedman Superman is a friend of mine he drops by my house all the time He's no different than me or you he even helps start the barbecue And when the ...

By Dean Friedman How does this story end? I guess we'll have to wait until the final credits roll I suppose it will depend on whether two unlikely halves can m...

Humor me Humor me Don't take what I say too seriously It's not that I am insincere I really do mean everything I say It's just that every time you're near I get...

People always tell me "What's your hurry" "You're movin' like your pants, they're on fire" And me, I simply tell them "Don't you worry" While the water in the d...

By dean friedman Tonight while you were at the show, I saw a ufo I was surprised to see it land But when they asked me to go, I said, "no, I can?t", I said, I...

By dean friedman I was only four when my father left home Little baby sister, mama and me They were only children when they got married How they gonna raise a ...

By dean friedman We never knew where we were bound Just the same, we dashed our cups to pieces on the ground And I just can't believe that we're both still aro...

By dean friedman I heard the news today some mother drowned her baby boys And then went on tv and cried real tears but it was just a ploy People wonder what we...

By dean friedman Jennifer waited a year and a day She went to the doctor they told her to pray She knew there was only so much they could say So, jennifer deci...

If I've managed to learn anything at all from what we've done It's that even though it fills the cracks and crevices And mends the tattered soul Still we're eac...

By dean friedman He was a rumpled romeo with a 10 speed bike and a stereo, She was a dauntless damsel in a dress with her lovelight all aglow He picked her up ...

By dean friedman I wanna have a big backyard I wanna have a mailbox and swings I wanna have a welcome mat and a porcelain cat, And a doorbell that rings I wann...

By dean friedman I am in love with the mcdonald's girl She has the smile of innocence oh so tender and warm I am in love with the mcdonald's girl She is an ang...

By dean friedman I found my place in cyberspace It just might save the human race Communication is, not just the music biz not just the music biz I'm a multimed...

By dean friedman She grew up across the hall, with a bear lying on her bed And elton john up on the wall She followed him everywhere from nursery school to har...

By Dean Friedman "Well, well," said the rocking chair "It's been a while since I've seen such stark despair" "Who told you like was fair?" "Woa, woa," said the...

by Dean Friedman Well, I was struttin' by a hootchie bar on Jane St Trying hard to dodge the doodoo in my path When I heard footsteps behind me in the same bea...

By dean friedman She's a working mom from the time the alarm clock rings, Till the coffee's on, she can handle a million things Their daddy's gone, but she kee...

Potted plants hangin' down from the ceilin' Creepin' up my windowsill If the cats don't get 'em The winter wind will But I am a fool and I water them everyday H...

In the hollow of your arms Snuggled up safe and warm You used to tell me tales of unicorns and kings But how could I comprehend All the things you told me then ...

By dean friedman Special effects drive me right up the wall I can?t reason at all with your special effects Special effects, oh, they turn me around, I can?t ...

by Dean Friedman Four in the morning (What'll you have?) Well, I'm in the mood for a corned beef on rye With a tomato and some coleslaw on the side I'm really ...

By dean friedman Fell asleep in an easy chair with the tv on Found myself standing somewhere but the room was gone And a troop of chimpanzees were swinging thr...

Autumn seems awful lonely here whenever we think of you Last night the sky was purple and we wanted to share the view The leaves on the trees are turning and th...

By Dean Friedman Sprawling spired skylines, sparkle in the night Sprinkling angel dust on everything in sight In the shadows far below, nestled deep within, Li...

I'm gonna find me a cave I'm gonna shut myself in and not come out again I'm gonna stay there 'til I rot in my grave And if someone comes a knockin' I just won'...

by Dean Friedman Even our old friends who should've known better They said, "She's heading for ruin Turn away and forget her?" But they don't know you like I d...