We flipped our finger to the King of England We stole our country from the Indians With God at our side and guns in our hands We took it for our own A nation de...

She says you're the only one But she's an 80's girl, and she can't get enough Treat you so right till your supply runs dry Won't you please love my friends Won...

(Lyrics and Music by B Stevenson) I see tha anger in the back of your eyes I know the vengeance running through your mind You're up on the cross with a heart f...

Thou shalt not commit laundry Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's food Thou shalt not create ties with the scathed Thou shalt always go for greatness Thou shalt...

Love in our hearts, we didn't know the world is complicated Gleam in our eyes, time would show just what our love was made of Who knew the way things work in t...

Running out of time again were did you go wrong this time When your problems overwhelm you Go get drunk it's party time Take a quelude relax your mind Relax you...

Stay away from the chili verde Unless you want to get blown away Treat the spider with a little respect You take the heat ??? it's gonna bite back Blast Off at...

i know i don't control you i know i don't own you but i still feel a sense of pride 'cause i know what we have is a lie it's a lie and it always used to frighte...

I' m heading straight down, I was thinking I need a friend, I didn't know they came like that I'm heading straight down, I thought I'd never think, I didn't kno...

(Lyrics and Music by B Stevenson) * It's not like you said it was Nothing like you said it was It's a dirty old place and I can't go back It's not like you said...

My room's a mess, but I don't care I'm tired of sitting at my desk You can't bother me I'm far away from you Got to get away You can't ruin my day You can't tel...

Hear about the president? He used to smoke pot He never broke the law Cause he never got caught It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime Guilty of bein...

It's been so long since I had a smile I've stayed sad for such a long while If you can cheer me up I could learn to love you You kiss me now and I turn away I...

(Lyrics by M Aukerman, Music by B Stevenson) You were depressed, you were really messed up You know I understand But why did you not talk to me Why didn't you h...

Clean sheets mean a lot, To a man who sleeps on the floor Well I wanted your love, On the shelf or the dresser drawer You tucked me in, Stopped my tossing and t...

Mug mug mug Coffee mug Gonna clear the haze Liquid proof That I can win this race Coffee mug The grip that keeps me tall My inter-link Keeps me questing all I d...

I don't believe in unity it's just one more abandoned dream once the people get together it's easy to see it's just a matter of time before they come after me ...

I'm not a cool guy anymore As if I ever was before I took a look at all the signs Then rolled it over in my mind The feelings I could not release Became a bitte...

The days are blood No beginning, no end Bleeding like a fountain pen The days are blood Alarm clock rips open my eyes I'm so tired Staring at the black spots b...

(Music by T Lombardo, Lyrics by DESCENDENTS) Just because we've gone away Here's a message from me and Ray We're not gonna let the music die Join us if you've g...

Another night of maybe and almost Abandoned in a land of passing ghosts Just a lot of sad people forgive them Lord They don't care what they do??¦ Or who they ...

In the world of man in the great rat race Makes his speeches Then he does what he please Winners of the mosh impart their grace As I wallow in the mush in a dog...

Why do I daydream? Why do I get my hopes up at all? I've been living this Walter Mitty life For too long Somebody save me I'm a prisoner of my own fear Sometim...

If it was for me, I thought it would come so easy I never realized life's just a series of lows and highs I just wanna create, it doesn't matter how I do it Nob...

Flatulation punctuates the still night air And I thank god you're here I queefed - Enjoy Make the most of my butt-toast Enjoy my good friends - Enjoy The lace...

Eunuch boy, eunuch boy Thought a lawnmover was another toy Don't laugh at him cause he can't piss straight He can't even masturbate Got no gonads, only two sock...

got up this morning to make some coffee everything sucks today prayed someone hired a hitman to off me everything sucks today got up on the wrong side of life t...

(Lyrics and Music by T Lombardo) All I want is some Good Clean Fun All I want is some Good Clean Fun You can freak out, you can shoot up You can fall down, you ...

When I get the time I'd like to sit down and write a little rhyme for you Just a couple few I'd tell you what you mean to me When I get the time I'd put it all...

It takes a long time to get what you want No matter how hard you try , it just won't come But you keep on tryin', and you don't give up and it's really silly, a...

(Lyrics and Music by B Stevenson) * I know a place, up in the air It's not very far, I've been there before I know a place, cool and warm Cooling my blood, warm...

Money, it'll feed my tummy But it, will never feed my soul Where my soul should me There's a hole in me I can't live from 9 to 5 That's not enough to keep me al...

I can't believe what you just said You'd sell your soul for a dollar bill I can see the signs in your eyes The signs that make an honest man lie You've got gre...

The words she writes will change the world She's much smarter than me Inside she writes a side of herself She won't let me see Such a hateful little girl Her li...

Wet sand on a foggy beach, the sky is gray You would call it a perfect day And naturally I'd have to agree If you were here with me When I'm hanging out with a...

Why can't you see you torture me You're already thinking about someone else When he comes home you'll be in your arms and I'll be gone But I know My day will co...

Hurtin' Crue Hurtin' Crue Hurtin' Crue Good future Get a life Get a jo Get a clue Thought it would be so much fun Just played another solo run Fifteen hippies ...

I don't wanna grow up I don't wanna grow up If growing up Means being like you Then I don't want To be like you Recycled trash It's déjà vu Na na na na na na ...

I like food, food tastes good! I like food, food tastes good! Juicy burgers, greasy fries Turkey legs and raw fish eyes Teenage girls, with ketchup too! Get out...

Got your jourdache jeans Got your pretty long hair Dinner and a movie powder your nose Take their honey for lay Just like pay You're just a human being on this ...

Got your jordache jeans Got your pretty long hair Dinner and a movie powder your nose Take their honey for lay Just like pay Your just a human being on this pla...

While You Are Away I'm Waiting I'm Out Of My Mind You're Out Of Town You Know I'm No Stranger To Frustration I Won't Break I Won't Let You Down Cause I Know Rig...

Think that I'm a loser 'Cause now my pants are too low Think that I'm a slo 'Cause I got holes in my shoes Think my cock is like Just like my dirty shirt Well y...

I'm not a punk, how can I be? Show me the way to conformity Try to be different but it's always the same End up playin' someone else's game I'm just a square go...

I'm the one I've been here for you all along I'm the one Who's shoulder you've been cryin on Nice guys finish last No one knows as good as me We're just good fr...

He's not alive, he can't dream Stone cold monster, thinking machine Never feels anger or pain What's left of his heart is inside his brain Get down on your kne...

i'm not punk how can i be? show me the way to conformity try to be different but it's always the same end up playing someone elses game i'm just a square goin' ...

That could be me That could be me Walking down the Seine Where I'd throw my glasses away That could be us That could be us Walking through the garden Watch the...

(Lyrics and Music by M Aukerman) I'm lonely today, won't you come out to play When I'm with you all the world goes away your smile and your eyes, they keep me ...

It's a hectic world and it makes me a nervous wreck It's a hectic world and I've got no intellect It's a rat race, God what a race It's a rat race, it's a disgr...

Wake up early, mad at you got to school, but where are you should have told me, i should have known but now your gone and im all alone your mother told me last ...

Wake up early, mad at you Got to school, but where are you You should have told me I should have known But know you're gone And I'm alone Your mother told me La...

Look out get out of way I'm going to the atomic cafe I'm going to the atomic cafe You're a mystery to me Kabuki girl Don't say sayanaro I want to see you tomorr...

Doug is bouncing off the walls Ray is drooling big spit balls Bill is breaking large objects Kids on coffee Where's my Bonus Cup? Come on man, fill me up I ne...

When I walk down the street people can't resist to stare I don't exist and I'm not really there Tired and sick I wanna get outta here 'Cause the people round he...

Think that I'm a loser 'Cause my pants are really too low Think that I'm a slo 'Cause I got holes in my shoes Think my cock is like I like my dirty shirt Well y...

Walking home On Saint Patty's Day, I found a lucky penny, Along the way Put in my pocket, The one with the hole in it These days things don't seem to go my way ...

Think that I'm a loser 'Cause my pants are really too low Think that I'm a slo 'Cause I got holes in my shoes Think my cock is like I like my dirty shirt Well y...

Come on baby, we gotta get our clothes on There'll be no easy days, ???cause I've got no degree You'll see your brother in a week or three, here's a picture of ...

Do you know what I think of you? Do you know what I feel is true? Do you know what I think of her? I know what she thinks of me, I'm sure Don't know why it's so...

Don't got no goatee Don't got no tattoo Don't got no nose ring Don't wanna be like you See I got these glasses, so I'll never be cool Always get my ass kicked ...

Mr Bass lies waiting in his kelpy room Waiting, til comes doom He comes and then ne goes He sees Orca and then he knows I can see Mr Bass, he's on my wall I can...

Almost ready, almost there Or is it already over She's a friend in need She's a friend in deed She needs someone to hold her Alone at night, she plans her game ...

Judgement time again, who's on the shit list this time around Whose friends can we pick and tell them how to live Value judgement hide, it's a-comin' our way He...

(Lyrics and Music by M Aukerman) Went to the No Nukes rally The Don Quixotes made me feel silly Went to the punk rock show Nobody that I know did go Went to my...

Almost ready, almost there Or is it already over She's a friend in need She's a friend in deed She needs someone to hold her Alone at night, she plans her game ...

(Lyrics and Music by M Aukerman) * What do I care what you think of me What do you think you mean to me You mean nothing, can't you see And I don't want to sme...

I don't wanna move I'll just sit here in my living room and See what's on the tube While I'm hanging out with you People knock on my door, ringing my phone Tel...

Spent the last years in denial of my grief because you hated me anyone could see i'll always wonder what I meant to you and why you hated me what i did to you ...

Mirror, mirror please believe I need to find a sign All of my life's spent wondering Whose hiding behind this face of mine Confusion, illusion, a misinterpreta...

Parents, why won't they shut up? Parent's they're so fucked up They treat me like a fool They take me for a fool Parents They're so fucking dense They look into...

It's not the end of the world Since your baby left you It's gonna be okay You don't need her anyway You're looking around for someone to love So you don't have...

(Lyrics by M Aukerman, Music by T Lombardo) Don't you think it's time I let you know Don't you think I should before you go I'm not gonna let you get away Cuz I...

Well you've messed around with all my friends and everyone you've seen You know you're tryin' to ride the wild when you mess around with me And all my friends t...

(Lyrics by F Navetta, Music by T Lombardo) Rockstar Poser Asshole Loser Satisfaction Recognition Leave me alone Rockstar See if you can do two things at once Go...

Shove all your problems under the rug Then you wonder where the smell came from Rotting out from the inside This is your fucked up family So many minds that nob...

It's such a sad state of affairs, and I don't care A sad state of affairs It's such a sad state of affairs ??? I don't care Look at things long enough until th...

It's dark outside, I'm riding alone But I know the road Can't even see ahead of my nose But I know the road A little scared, but I know where to go Cuz I know t...

I looked in her eyes but I can see My place in her's a mystery Struggle, as I try to say The words I know she won't believe Growing tired, of this game I must k...

I get up every morning And make a coffee like I've always done She won't look in my eyes What has our love become? Try talking about it (We talked about it) We...

she loves me it's not just in my head she loves me even though it's not been said and if anything means anything then this means something good and i guess i'd ...

new love, new fun, new me isnt that the way its supposed to be new fear, nothings clear to me and thats how its always gonna be ive never been real sure of myse...

(Lyrics and Music by B Stevenson) Started on a summer Sunday, the pink dress on the setting sun You were going to grandma's house, I was too scared to come * S...

Hey you, new wave, come over here You're the prettiest thing I've seen all year Hey you, new wave, don't turn away Close those pouty lips and listen to what I s...

Well the people walk all around The thing on an island very far from here They pay it homage like a god And they paint it on each and every year A sign for all ...

I want to be stereotyped I want to be classified I want to be a clone I want a suburban home Suburban home Suburban home Suburban home I want to be a statistic ...

"Tack" Time for a new me I hear their having a sale at Thrifties I traded myself in And I don't care what I get for it Cause I finally burned out Been kicking...

Talking about our life No matter how much I don't like Talk is never cheap between you and me Look at how far we've come And still we always come undone Maybe t...

I listen to you for hours, I'll listen all day Just keep hitting me the right way Sing your song in the shower Cause you got a way To say what I can never say r...

This place sux I haven't found a single thing to call my own And there's nothing left for me to do Just play the game, pretend to do work No my boss isn't a jer...

You beat up Fearl's bass player You were all surfers last year 3 years ago it wasn't cool You spit on me, but I'm no one Eh, bobby pin had long hair But you spi...

Here in my van I can beat my small cock Fart on your face Sleep on a loaf Here in my can I can piss in a cup Scrounge for some change Do what I want I can lose ...

I don't care what they say Those numbers don't mean a thing We've got it made This world is just me and you And we know just what to do We've got it made Hey ev...

Welcome to Der Weinerschnitzel, may I take your order please? Yeah I want: Two large cokes, Two large fries Chili-cheese dog, large Doctor Pepper Super deluxe, ...

Wendy, Wendy what went wrong Oh so wrong We went together for so long I never thought a guy could cry 'Til you made it with another guy Oh Wendy, Wendy left me...

What will it be like when I get old Will I still hop on my bike And ride around town Will I still want to be someone And not just sit around I don't want to be ...