Why don't you give some shit about the kids, man? Tinky-Winky The kids, man! Little boys and girls, they all love me Laa-laa Come sit on the lap of I-C-E, and l...

(13:22) HUUH! HUUH! HUUH! Now go to sleep Tommy the end of the line, (we're in Concord) all passengers please disembark Tommy? The first thing that happens ...

(15:49) Okay We're 10-8 And the number is 180 and the letter is G There is no other possibility And all you slimy fruitcakes in San Francisco are going to ...

Naah, I don't like that (Well, try just putting a, even if it takes a hair more time, putting a little bit morelittle rise thing on your exit) (Track 13) This a...

3-2-1-0! DIPSTICK, TRASH BAG, SHATTERPROOF GLASS, TAILPIPE, TREADLIGHT, GREASE & CHROME, ???BUMPER, UNIVERSAL BEARING AERIAL, BRAKE SHOE, SHOCK ABSORBER CAR BOM...

The loudspeaker spoke up and said The loudspeaker spoke up and said The loudspeaker spoke up and said The loudspeaker spoke up and said Christianity is stupid C...

(1:34) Clowns and ballerinas here and there, Clowns and ballerinas ervywhere, Lollipops here, lollipops there, Candy canes all over here, Oh, oh, how does the ...

When Hi-C gets me low My lubbot's blue ain't blue it's brown my nestle's quick just makes me slow when my sparkling cider's lost its shine my can of sharp's is ...

Mister Noisy gave up! (SOME TIME LATER) (munch munch munch munch munch munch) My house burned down this morning, and my friends they came around, I saved the ma...

"You've got a good beginning hit and miss, and trial and error it just depends again on breaking the records over radio" ROCK MUSIC BLARES DOORS SLAM PEOPLE Y...

(3:05) I am a man, a man with four fingers A man with four fingers on my hand I am a man, a man with four fingers But that doesn't coun't my thum I am a man, a...

Our fathers which heart in heaven [Humble words] We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight the hills, we shall never surrender [Trenchant words] Give me lib...

If I got shot I bet the press would pick it up You'd like me all a lot If I got beat When camera's rolled you'd see me lying bloody in the street If a crazy st...

(:49) "I guess I'm gonna have to start jamming mobile, is that what you're tryin' to tell me?" "You think I should start jamming you guys" All right, people, i...

And remember sound was used for centuries as a method of torture Place someone's head inside of a bell And ring it And eventually they'll go insane And eventu...

"What are you gonna do?" "I'm gonna record all the noise" "Oh, yeah?" "Well, you know, actually, right here in this neighborhood, we don't have a heck of a lot ...

We spent a lovely summer, my wife Elaine and me, We bought us a great big motor home, with a shower and TV, We was camping and having a great time, watching Bro...

Guns, guns, guns! Guns, guns, guns! Looks like fun, doesn't it? Well, rocking and rolling on full auto is a lot of fun "we felt the women had been ignored" "I, ...

Not that I have anything against shoe salesmen, but let me tell you something See, I was born with a song in my heart, not a shoe Hello, Dead-Dog records If it...

Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high, There a land that I heard of once in a lullaby Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high, There's a land I heard of onc...

Just a minute! Just a minute! Just a minute! I can't hear a thing! Quiet please! Quiet please! Is there any escape from noise? There's so much noise, I can'...

Wow! What a team! Right Pleasure being together like this We've a real challange on today, right Two days to crack the formula of how to sell water plants acro...

Turn on the dishwasher The blender The electric can-opener And you can be in pain Then your wife comes in to talk, and you can't hear her And she thinks you're ...

("Firing partyready") Sycamore is open ("aimfire! BANG") That's how Sycamore opened That's howSycamore is (guns) I say this somewhat quietly and without fanfar...

Supposing you're watching the Playboy Channel ("Ooooh yes! Oh") and it's just about time for them to have an orgasm ("Oh! Oh! Harder! Oh! Oh! I think I'm gonna ...

Listen This is not the way of it This is not the way of it All that shouting All that noise All that noise Listen This is not the way of it All that shouting is...

Listen This is not the way of it This is not the way of it All that shouting All that noise All that noise Listen This is not the way of it All that shouting is...

GUNS ("Hey pa!!") GUNS "wilderness" "Hey pa!! LOOK!!!" GUNS Boom! Bam-ba-ba-bam-bam! Bam-ba-ba-bam-bam!! GUNS GUNS attractive target (RUN, BOY!!!) attractive ta...

The Autonomous Commie Republic, which is part of the Russian Federation, is situated in the far northwest of Europe, and spreads up to the Arctic part of the Ur...

"Yellow, and black, and " "And, eh " "Yellow, and black, and rectangular" "Eh rectangular, yes And eh, eh what else?" "Well, yellow, and black, and rectangular"...

Sir, there are hundreds of people outside They can't get in You Have even gagged us You have not allowed us to speak at this hearing We Asked you to stop constr...

"Yellow, and black, and " "And, eh " "Yellow, and black, and rectangular" "Eh rectangular, yes And eh, eh what else?" "Well, yellow, and black, and rectangular"...