• 800-Wron
  • 800 Miles
    800 miles to the Georgia crossroads I'm going to see my baby there If I don't look back the devil can't catch me So baby, baby, I'll meet you there Came upon (...
  • Adios, Farewell, Goodbye, Good Luck, So Long
    I don't wanna see you peepin' thru my window, I don't wanna hear you call me on the phone I don't want you knockin' on my door babe, A, F, G, GL, So Long Well,...
  • Ain't Hurtin' Nobody
    I ain't hurtin' nobody So get off of my land What part of this sentence Don't you understand I'm trying to fix my truck I gotta go to work Now I know that yer ...
  • Cadillac Inn
    With your glitter bandanna and your Sammy Hagar T-shirt, you're every trucker's dream And heaven is ridin' around with the T-tops out, BTO and ole Jim Beam It's...
  • Don't Get No
    Drinkin' all night long to sad country songs, it's driving me insane Drownin' my fears in cheap American beer, lookin' for somebody to blame Head for the mounta...
  • Drive-In
    Couldn't find a girl Couldn't start a fight Wound up at the drive-in On a Saturday night Not enough money for the boys to get drunk Had to flip a coin To see wh...
  • Drunk, Tired & Mean
    The way you talk makes me ignore every single word So I think of something else and fake it with the few I think I've heard She used to pray each night for God ...
  • Everything You Know Is Wrong
    Sittin' in the classroom, thumbin' through the pages of a white-washed history of well-fed caucasians Growin' up, wonderin' what's going on It makes you want to...
  • Feelin' Kinda Froggy
    My grandpa Doc was a wild old man, if what I heard was true He loved Wild Bird and raised horses, and fought in World War Two Now he and his brother married the...
  • Fuck Pie
    When you're hit, turn the other cheek, God always rewards the meek I believed that shit when I was young Turned out to be another scam, and it seems the older I...
  • Gearhead Blues
    Word's around McDonald's There's a new kid in town Blew in from McLean County, Fastest ride around The Dukes don't believe what they done heard: King lost by fi...
  • Hayseed Timebomb
    He's got a one bedroom trailer, an' a brand-new satellite dish, a warm beer an' a remote control in his two clenched fists, An' he sits in his chair, thinking o...
  • He's Gone
    Sally was the apple of Johnny's eye Johnny had ramblin' on his mind She'd called his house late one night Almost died when she got the reply He's gone, he ran ...
  • Lookin' For Somebody
    Driving, driving in my car Down by the singles bar Tell me, tell me where can I find her Tell me, tell me, has anyone seen her? Saw her picture in a girlie mag...
  • Outta The Way, Pigfuckers
    Well, I gotta go, down the road Outta my way, Pigfuckers, it's getting old I'm leavin town, anywhere bound Call my name, I won't be found With your Wal-Mart g...
  • Rub Your Daddy's Lucky Belly
    Work the same job for 25 years Boss still don't know my name Whether I screw up or tow the line Things stay about the same Break my back making a rich man rich...
  • Run Fat Boy, Run
    Chicken Box, corn dog, hot grits, pecan logs, watermelon, pigs feet, fried squirrel, head cheese Pork brains, sweet tea, hamhocks, butter beans, chopped mutton,...
  • Shakey Puddin'
    When I was 10, froggy 'n' bad, the first taste of puddin' I ever had, my sister's friend, sweet little Sue In the backyard, in a little shed, first time that I ...
  • She's So Cool
    Pasted pictures on the wall of groups she's never seen A walking, talking tribute to the fashion magazines Too hip for the suburbs Too scared of the streets All...
  • Shotgun In A Chevy
    Got a '68 Chevy that his cousin bought in '71 Traded 98 dollars and his daddy's lucky shotgun Christened the back bumper with a half-empty bottle of beer In the...
  • Shotgun In The Chevy
    Got a '68 Chevy that his cousin bought in '71 Traded 98 dollars and his daddy's lucky shotgun Christened the back bumper with a half-empty bottle of beer In the...
  • Skin A Buck
    Well, I shot my cousin's butt off, in a huntin' accident, and he jumps every time a door slams, and can't work because of the limp I didn't really mean to do it...
  • Slam Bang
    Your arm looks like a railroad track, and you ain't got no friends, tomorrow you say you'll be all right but the trouble, it never ends Cocaine and horse and Di...
  • Stranded Outside Tater Knob
    Raised on a diet of No-Doz, donuts, an' diesel emissions, Listenin' to wrinkled old men dronin' on about the weather and road conditions Stayin;five miles ahead...
  • Streamroller
    My daddy was a snakehandler, I'm a' gonna be one too! Big fuzzy head, I lived in a shed away from you You drag me into town, yer little mutant clown-burgoo I es...
  • Turned Traitor For A Piece Of Tail
    This ol' world ain't nothin' but gravy, if you're lucky, a real friend or two Start crossin' lines, everything gets blurred and hazy, nail your best friend's gi...
  • Wreck Of The Old '97
    Flatt & Scruggs version Well they gave him his orders at Monroe Virginia Saying Steve you're way behind time This is not 38 but it's old 97 you must put her in...
  • Wrong Side Of The Road
    Drinkin' the rest of last night's beer, staring at channel 5 Headin' down a one-way street, it's a wonder I'm still alive Nothin' left to do, nothin' left to sa...