too many towns, so many years billions of parties and all the whisky please forgive me if i tend to forget but i can't remember your name ah your face, think i...

Should auld acquaintance be forgot And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot And days of auld lang syne? For auld lang syne, me dear For au...

She's got a hunt punt cuddie! It's not a cuddy puddy; it's a cuddie puddie hunt Auld Mrs Hunt had a hunt punt cuddie Not a cuddy puddy, but a cuddie puddie hun...

We were schooner rigged and rakish with a long and lissome hull And we flew the pretty colors of the crossbones and the skull Wed a big black Jolly Roger flappi...

And if you want to find 'em, you kin find 'em in the pub Early in the morning into the dead of night They're closin' down the bar and screamin' about our right...

enjoy what'chas got, not what you have not 'tis a weak heart lamenting with sorrow when the days seem cursed, it could always be worse fight depression with swo...

Talkin' 'bout the bitch, she's givin' me the twitch So powerful & regal on her throne A two bit whore, she won't let go Hey, what 're we gonna do 'cos she won't...

Come cowe me Minne come cowe me Come cowe me Minne come cowe me The hair o' my arse's grown intae me bum & they canna figure oot wha' te' do wi' me When Mary c...

well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off you're like a herd of bloody swine that refuse to leave the trough you'll ...

Now there's a wicked way ta party that cha gotta know Ye need a little bit a rhythm and a lotta go If ye wanna go out I can't wait to go Now to Ceilidh right n...

off to the harbour, under drungeon in the morning i've got a press gang looking after me i'll awaken sometime on the morrow by then we'll be a league away te se...

up over the hills lads, there's nothing to fear there's a pub they say across the way with whisky and beer it's a lengthy journey on the way up to the top but i...

I've just come back from the Isle of Skye Im no very big and I'm awful shy And the lassies shout when I go by "Donald where's yer troosers" A lassie took me to...

Like a squid, up at dawn An' I drag me butt tae me job. Not a break, front to back Kicking balls to the wall Down a mile a hole Moving mountains of coal While h...

you make me feel like my first hangover you're touchin' me like the very worst time an' i feel nothin' for tomorrows pain and i've learned my lessonagain i do ...

I recall back in '79 i was just a wee kid livin' in a dive Didn't drink, didn't dance, didn't ever smoke hash But it changed when i heard the clash And you know...

O flower of Scotland When will we see, your like again That fought and died for Your wee bit hill, and glen And stood against them Proud Edward's army And sent ...

go on get lost & join a punkrock band quit your school, give up your job and live in a stinky van they won't let you take it easy you don't wanna get it slow no...

Do I remember not so many years ago Me & the young McKenzies skulkin' at the whisky store Just wee nippers (sippers) much too young to buy a dram We came up wit...

i will go back to my homeland to the land where i long to be i will go back now to my homeland to the land that's now a calling me [Chorus:] it's no more my s...

i hate my band they are what i am they're filthy deceitful from fire to pan and when i look back on what they've done to my life they've cost me my dog, my job,...

talking 'bout a girl with long green hair commin' up down from oklahom-a we told her to run but instead she stayed she's lookin' so good and she does good books...

A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share He staggered on until he could no longe...

McTavish worked the factory a common workin' lad Not much to look forward to 'cept drink and being bad He'd show up at the bar and spend his money on the booze ...

I love a lassie, A bonnie, bonnie lassie, She's as sweet as the heather in the dell, She's as sweet as the heather, The bonnie bloomin' heather, Mary, my Scotch...

By yon bonnie banks and by yon bonnie braes, Where the sun shines bright on Loch Lomond Where me and my true love were ever wont to gae, On the bonnie, bonnie b...

O ye'll tak' the high road and I'll tak' the low road And I'll be in Scotland afore ye But me and my true love will never meet again On the bonnie, bonnie banks...

Farewell ye dungeons, dark & strong This wretches destiny MacPherson's day will nae be long Allow the gallows tree Say rauntingly, say wantonly And undauntedly...

Are you oneside awright gonna turn the tide We're shippin' out for the mainland Gotta passion the waves are splashin' A landlubber from the mainland Tell me are...

My Bonnie lies over the ocean, my Bonnie lies over the sea, My Bonnie lies over the ocean, O bring back my Bonnie to me Chorus: Bring back, bring back, O bring...

Away up in Scotland is the place that's best Is a Scottish fjord that they call Loch Ness The loch is so deep there ain't nobody know And deep within the loch i...

As long as I've been around To my convictions I am bound Well here's what I've found In the cities and towns Life ain't nothing but a merry-go-round You know t...

sometimes being inside just gives me the creeps so i jump in my boots & get right oot on the streets with the weirdos & the bars & the noise of the city kickin'...

Now get the torches burnin' 'Cos the season is returnin' We'll breathe the air of a thousand years In the fog and the moon and the wind and the rain It's a pag...

wasn't so fickle, fickle with my pickle As fickle as I am today Nothing like a wiggle & a tickle of your pickle Especially when you're pickled all day Pickled ...

This here is the story of the three McClusky boys The shining living legends they call the MC3 The moment they were born they was running in the field And it wa...

Go ye not by Gallowa Come bide a while, my frein I'll tell ye o the dangers there "? Beware o Sawney Bean There's nae body kens that he bides there For his fac...

In the 18th century way up in the Highlands The British lion roared at Scotland with a henious plan The English pushed up from the South with murderous dragoons...

Scots wha' ha'e, Scots wha' ha'e Hear the voice of Scotland, Scots wha' ha'e Scots wha' ha'e Scots wha' ha'e Screamin' from the Highlands, Scots wha' ha'e Scot...

Scots what ha'e wi' Wallace bled (who have with) Scots wham Bruce has aften led (whom Bruce has often) Welcome tae yer gory bed Or to victory Now's the day and...

Well gather round people and I'll tell ye a story, a story so auld frae a time long gone by It comes frae the highlands where the wind blows the heather To thin...

One Hound Starts Barking Sets The Whole Pack Off Never Try To Pinch Off Anymore Than You Can Flush Don't Sit And Sniver While Your Life Is Going To The Dogs Bec...

Speed bonnie boat Like a bird on the wing Onward the sailors cry Carry the lad That was born to be king Over the sea to Skye Burned was our homes Exile and jai...

see that smokin' bowl before you mark our glorius rebelry round and round take up a chorus and in raptures loudly sing a fig by the law protected liberty's a g...

The armies came 800 years ago Give or take a 100 years or so They thought that they could take the crown They thought that they could keep us down Because they ...

Deep in the castle and back from the war Back with milady and the fires burnt tall Hurrah went the men down below All outside was the rain and snow Hear their s...

The world we know is changin' fast The walls are closin' in And now's the time to make a stand Don't let the cowards win We're beset by a common foe Ye can hea...

John Gray was a gardener Who, with his wife and bairn Arrived in Edinburgh The century was nearly turned The year was 1800 That year was harsh and cold He could...

a noble whale ship and commander called the Catalpa, they say she sailed into Western Australia and took six poor Fenians away so come all you screw warders an...

That Serbian man Assassinated Archduke Ferdinand With what would transpire Would change the world And set Europe afire On one side the Czar and the King And on...

we're lookin' back to see the eighteenth century talkin' bout the shit that went down after the fall of culloden that's when prince charlie ran away the dragons...

Thistle Boy, commin' up down the Highlands way Got a purple hairdoo got a bottle of whisky yeah Jumpin' up & down then rollin' all around Aee He said Ach Aye I ...

Two papers with time on the hands Took all then won the competition Push plates for you on the right To drink cold beer until the next day lights Than the publi...

Whiskey Scotch Whiskey I need my scotch whiskey And I'll drink my scotch whiskey Until the day I die Whiskey Scotch Whiskey I know my scotch Whiskey And I'll d...

Well, the summer time is comin' And the trees are sweetly bloomin' And the wild mountain thyme Grows around the bloomin' heather Will ye go, lassy, go I will b...

So you broke your neck At the age of 13 Said it's a rough break kid Wonder what they're gonna do with me Don't feel bad for me 'cos I feel bad for you You say ...

Well the summer time is comin' And the trees are sweetly bloomin' And the wild mountain thyme Grows around the bloomin' heather Will ye go lassie go I will bui...

Out of the darkness the torches are comin' Clatter of hoofs and torches on roofs Young bairns wailin', ships they are sailing Burning off our homeland a new lan...

Bonnie Charlie's now awa' safely owre the friendly main; mony a heart will break i' twa, should he no' come back again will ye no come back again? will ye no c...

ye banks & braes of bonnie doon, how can ye bloom sae fresh & fair how can ye chant ye tiny wee birds and i sae weary & nae full o' care ye break me heart; ye b...