• Anyh-What
  • Anyhow, Anyhow
    Some people do it for compassion Some people do it for the fashion Some people do it to be funny Some people do it for the money Some people do it for enslaveme...
  • Bitchin' In The Kitchen
    Dear blender Oh won't you help a first offender Oh, toaster Don't you put the burn on me Refrigerator, why are we always sooner or later Bitchin' in the kitchen...
  • Breaking Out
    With a suburban garage sound Let's hear it for Oscar Drill and the Bits! One, two, one two three four I know how it feels To be cooling my heels I've been down ...
  • Carte Blanche
    Carte Blanche is like an avalanche It kinda snowballs and sets you free Ahhhhhh ah Carte Blanche is like an avalanche It kinda snowballs and sets you free Ahhhh...
  • Dammit Janet
    Brad: The river was deep but I swam it (Janet) The future is ours so lets plan it (Janet) So please don't tell me to can it (Janet) I've one thing to say and th...
  • Denton Usa
    You'll find happy hearts, and smiling faces And tolerance for the ethnic races - in Denton You'll find a rambling rose and a picket fence Tenderness and innocen...
  • Duel Duet
    You're a loser An abomination in the eyes of any sensitive man And you're a blind alley cruiser Always heading down a losing street Dreaming that you're screami...
  • Farley's Song
    Oh, why aren't they doing Tomorrow's new dance steps The way they used to yesterday And who draws a perfect circle anymore And if you're waiting for greatness ...
  • Hot Patootie
    What ever happened to Saturday night? When you Left your job and felt alright? [It] Don't seem the same since cosmic light Came into my life, I thought I was di...
  • In My Own Way
    If only you knew how to win some prizes If only you knew how to play If you could sleep nights Stop your crying Then you might find out I still love you in my o...
  • Little Black Dress
    Ever since I was a little boy Dressing up has always been my greatest joy But when it's time to be discreet There's one thing you just can't beat And that's a s...
  • Looking For Trade
    I'm in a cul de sac And I gotta go back So come on feet We're gonna hit the streets We've got it made I'm looking for trade I'm looking for love! I'm looking fo...
  • Lullaby
    I feel the heat from your skin And the stubble on your chin You're no good You're no good You've got dirt on your hands And everybody understands You're no goo...
  • Me Of Me
    There's just the two of me Alone at last together We've got the luck so far We are my lucky star (Star star star star star star star star) Deep in the heart of...
  • Science Fiction - Double Feature
    Michael Rennie was ill the day the earth stood still But he told us where we stand And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear Claude Rains was the invisable...
  • Shock Treatment
    I'm not a loco with motive to suture myself I've been a cynic for too many years Playing doctor and nurse, it can be good for your health I've seen clinics with...
  • Sweet Transvestite
    FRANK: How'd you do? I see you've met my faithful handyman He's just a little brought down because when you knocked, he thought you were the candyman Don't get ...
  • Thank God I'm A Man
    A man should call the toss Wear the pants, and be the boss A man should be the drink For his own damn sake And men should the misters And the masters of their ...
  • The Time Warp
    Riff-Raff: It's astounding Time is fletting Madness take sit's toll But listen closely Magenta: Not for very much longer Riff-Raff: I've got to keep control I...
  • There's A Light
    Janet In the velvet darkness Of the blackest night Burning bright, there's a guiding star No matter what or who you are {Refrain Brad and Janet There's a li...
  • Toucha, Toucha, Toucha, Touch Me
    Janet: I was feeling done in, couldn't win, I'd only ever kissed before, Clumbia: You mean she Magenta: Uhu Janet: I thought theres no use getting, into heav...
  • What Ever Happened To Saturday Night
    What ever happened to Saturday night? When you got dressed up and you felt all right It don't seem the same since cosmic light Came into my life, I thought I wa...