(Doo doo dooo) (Doo doo dooo) (Doo doo dooo) (Doo doo dooo) Somebody pinch me Cuz I can't beleive I'm here This is somethin that I've dreamed of all my life...

Woohoo Woohoo Debbie just hit the wall she never had it all one Prozac a day husbands a CPA her dreams went out the door when she turned twenty four only been ...

Woo hoo hoo Woo hoo hoo Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all One workout a day, husband's a CPA Her dreams went out the door when she turned 24 Only ...

Had to kiss you one more time So I followed you home And I almost lost you at the light I've seen you a couple of times But I had no idea That you would be mine...

Up every mornin' just to keep a jo I gotta fight my way through the busslin' mo Sounds of the city poundin' in my brain While another day goes down the drain B...

Such a big man, such a little chick I think it all goes back to your tiny Pick-up truck in the driveway, With a sticker on the window "Rest in Peace Number 3" T...

Freeze frame! I can lay it on real thick cause I know how you don't like to get bogged down With anything ‘bout us and our kick ass true love tale Sorry I swor...

We grew up in the suburbs Got guitars for Christmas And started a punk rock band Then we travelled the nation Became a sensation In our '82 dodge van Now we're...

When I came home my stuff was on the lawn I thought she was happy, but I was wrong The note she left it took me by surprise Said I've turned into, some other gu...

I'm happy again To be stuck here again And you're so happy again To be stuck here again Now we can rap about the good 'ol days Laugh at dumb jokes that you mak...

She's a lovely girl, but, only when she gets her way She can be thaughtful, but, she's cruel sometimes I think I like her, but, she sends an inconsistant vibe H...

She's a lovely girl But only when she gets her way She can be thoughtful Which is cool sometimes I think I like her But she sends an inconsistent vibe I hold my...

I almost got drunk at school at 14 Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen Who almost went on to be Mrs Texas But lost to a slut with much bigger brea...

I almost got punked at school at 14 Where I almost got a hug from the homecoming queen Who almost went on to be Miss Texas But lost to a girl who sews her own d...

America a beautiful girl A gift to the world from outside of town A train wreck with unbelievable skin Hey, where have you been we haven't seen you around You ...

I tried to break into your house on Friday night I got attacked my your big dog I tried to play my guitar at your window side Your mother said it was her room ...

Oh baby baby How was I supposed to know That something wasn't right here oh baby baby I shouldn't have let you go And now you're out of sight, yeah Show me ho...

Lately i feel so small Or maybe its just that my bed has grown I never noticed it before but you were there So how was i to know BRIDGE That this single bed Was...

You are my best friend in the world And I hope that you know That when we hang out together It's freakin awesome Playing poker- Friday nights Beer-o-mids and g...

Oh no here we go, here we go again You were so afraid you let me back in Back in thru a door you had long forgot Its resistance is shot, mine was not But I wait...

when im a walking i strut my stuff, and im so strung out, im high as a kite i just might stop to check u out, let me go on like a blister in the sun let me go ...

Back there somewhere I can hear her calling out I?ve got so much I can tell her She knows I miss her, I know she thinks about me too I just cannot wait to kiss ...

She looks at me and my world stops I've got to let her know Before she has to go And I hope she does confront me Cause I might never find The words I got in min...

Hello I just called to say I'm sorry Sorry for givin' up I still think about you more Than you'll ever know And I hope that you're doing ok How have you been? ...

I know you dont come from here Believe me i'm very aware And i'm sorry You were a sad little girl Who got caught up in this world And i'm sorry Sorry, because w...

I was all alone on a saturday night The funny thing is, we didn't even have a fight I stayed up all night crying, and I slept all day, missed the game Inside I ...

I walked along the avenue, I never thought i'd meet a girl like you Meet a girl like you With auburn hair and tauny eyes; The kind of eyes that hypnotise me thr...

Dear Megan Fox, Did you get my Facebook post? It's been two whole days and I ain't heard back, Did you read too much into my note? I like your cool tattoo, but ...

I was out on the front line, doin' just fine Put it all behind me 'til I came across a letter from an old friend, askin' "How you been?" Stopped me dead in my t...

It really sucks to give your heart to a girl You wanna know her like she knows the whole world But 10 seconds and it's obvious it's goin' nowhere She makes you ...

Ladies and Gentlmen, in this corner weighing in at 131lbs I'm sorry girl, 126lbs, the girl that broke my heart Isn't she lovely folks, Just look at that smile D...

It really sucks to give your heart to a girl You want toknow her like she knows the whole world But 10 seconds in, it's obvious, yourgoing nowhereShe makes you ...

I know that it's been several weeks Since I layed down and tried to sleep But can't I see I'm doing something dumb I can't get her off my mind You know I've tr...

Verse 1: This is my escape I'm running through this world And I'm not looking back 'Cause I know I can go Where no one's ever gone And I'm not looking back B...

Stop before you get my started Maybe I'll just go I'm not exactly broken hearted But I think you already know That there's more to the story that I'm givin' up ...

You know Monday was manic Tuesday was worse I've gotta say Wednesday for the sake of this verse And Thursday Was actually pretty OK For once Don't even talk abo...

She was everything And I didn't even notice when she changed her hair When she talked about her day, you know I didn't care She was everything I tell you what ...

So many things I know I need to tell you But everything is gonna be alright The pain you feel right now is hard to get through But we'll be stronger on the othe...

Up every mornin' just to keep a jo I gotta fight my way through the husslin' mo Sounds of the city poundin' in my brain While another day goes down the drain B...

Tuesday seemed like it was thursday Yesterday I came back down Standingthere, just like the fool I know that I've become I realize that I'mawareOnce again I see...

The weekend's finally here And it's me and my bestest friends Hit the town, put the week behind us Rocking the same spots again and again Feels like nothing wil...

Friends like you! Who needs friends? Friends like you! Who needs friends? Friends like you! Who needs friends? Friends like you! You know ya left the window op...

Well it was ugly but we made it this far Some have gone but I forget who they are Now the hangovers are worse but we get through them fine Sleeping late but wer...

She packed her shit and she left for the city On the 8:10 train and I still can't believe it Man, I don't even know how we could let this happen She slammed the...

If there's something strange in your neighborhood Who you gonna call? - Ghostbusters! If there's something weird and it don't look good Who you gonna call? - Gh...

8 o'clock Monday night and I'm waiting To fonally talk to a girl a little cooler than me Her name is Nona she's a rocker with a nose ring She wears a 2-way,but ...

THIS IS ACTUALLY BY TAKING BACK SUNDAY!!!! a beautiful girl can make you dizzy like you been drinking jack and coke all morning,she can make you feel high for ...

[verse 1:] I?ve got the keys to the car I?m goin out on an afternoon vacation They all know where I?m gonna go [bridge:] The sun is shining down and There is...

ask me a question and I'll fill you full of lies I know now the truth is bigger than my disguise the message that I sent was shot down long ago all I wanted was...

8 o' clock Monday night and I'm waitin To finally talk to a guy a little cooler than me His name is Joey, He's a hockey player with an additude He has a problem...

Lately I feel so small Or maybe its just that my bed has grown I never noticed it before but you were there So how was I to know That this single bed Was alway...

Here We Go Here We Go Everybody's Gonna get down let's go Here we go Here we go Everybody's gonna get down let's go! Back up man Your out of control (yeah) You...

Baby, for years you've been saying "Why don't you write me a song?" And I've been like "I don't know! 'Cause I'm not inspired to write you song but last night I...

Four years, you'd think for sure That's all you've got to endure All the total dicks, All the stuck-up chicks So superficial, So immature And then when you grad...

I was lost and down Before you turned my life around I never knew a love like this could happen And they said I was too young But when I turned 21 You gave me h...

Well I love New York like everyone And I go to Las Vegas to Chill I like Denver Colorado cause it's so laid back And Chicago keeps it real I only leave Dallas w...

I'm on my way to west hall And i don't know What you're thinkin when i show up You invite me in I sit and stare at the walls Full of pictures Of the people and ...

It really sucks to give your heart to a girl You wanna know her like she knows the whole world But 10 seconds and it's obvious it's goin' nowhere She makes you ...

You know I only want what's best for you And I hope you do well In everything that you do And it's a funny thing but now that you're gone I don't wish you were ...

I'm on my way to west hall And I don't know What you're thinking when I show up You invite me in I sit and stare at the walls Full of pictures Of the people and...

Waves hit rocks and folks get wet I was gonna say something but now I forget Chocolate covered cherries with the milk on the side I'll meet you at the party if ...

Moving forward using all my breath, Being friends with you was never second best, And I saw the world crashing all around your face, Never really knowing it was...

[Originally by Flock Of Seagulls] I walked along the avenue I never thought I'd meet a girl like you; Meet a girl like you With auburn hair and tawny eyes; The...

(This fucking song is all personality) (Dude, that's the shit!) Well we've all heard about how the guys in the band Weren't the popular kids in school And now ...

I met her at the Sonic She was listening Detonic With her I-Pod and the rollerskates She said her name was Summer When I asked her for her number She said "Nev...

If only you were here If only I were I could see your eyes If only I were with you if only I could kiss you If only I had just one night to make this right I wo...

You were right all along You know I hate that, admitting I was wrong So I don't answer the phone when it's you It's funny when I see the caller ID Shows the pho...

Jimmy Neutron Theme Bowling For Soup (Jimmy Neutron) From here to the stars, With my candy bars, Rides a kid With a knack For inventions A super-powered mind,...

Why am I sitting all by my self just thinking Now I lie awake in bed I can't forget about what you said I tell myself "Hey man, you should know better" Ya gotta...

You, you called me out You said your done with me But I can't seem to remember anything at 3am Am I that guy? The one that's happy hanging with my friends And 5...

I got a note from you that said that you had gone I wondered when you wrote that note so I could know when you left Then I can chase you down to a neither airpl...

[howls] Who's that I see walkin' in these woods? Why it's Little Red Ridin' Hood Hey there Little Red Riding Hood You sure are lookin' good You're everything ...

Me, I never had a clue But now me, I've got you Me and you've got something that has long been overdue I hope you hang around, and baby, we'll get down We'll ge...

I hate you The things you do I love you The things you do And we've got things so confused I feel neglected and abused Man, you've got me so confused Cause I'm...

S-S-S-Saw you in December I can't believe that summer got here so fast I hardly can remember Crawling through the dust cloud after the blast T-T-T-Trippen over ...

I woke up today That was my first mistake Woulda been better off in the middle of a dream I was havin' bout a brighter day Yesterday, I gave my heart away By th...

VERSE 1 Man your really one heck of a guy Best friend since junior high You showed me Playboy for the very first time That was rad We saw Bon Jovi we sat in the...

You've got style, You've got class You've got a boyfriend that wants to kick my ass I made him angry, I made him annoyed When I sent you dirty pictures from my ...

I got lost inside my head again I guess I made quite a mess of the whole thing I've lost count of all the ways I've let you down Should've been around more, So ...

I'm not lost I just haven't found everything I need I'm not torn I'm just getting it together I'm not broken don't ya mind the pieces of me You see scattered on...

Yeah it was ten years in the making But they finally got to tour I bought all their albums, I got their sticker on my door ?????She was with some guy named stan...

It's good to see you Would you like to sit and talk about it Or do you want to waste my time And sit around and play your games This time I can't be wrong I've...

Julie has a dad that might as well be dead A case of day habit and 3 other kids And she's a much more beautiful person then he'll ever know She hates the world ...

I've got the keys to the car I'm going out on an afternoon vacation There all know where i'm gunna go (chorus) The sun is shining down and There's no one else...

This song goes out to my good friends, Especially the ones I had before the Grammy nominations in 2003 And all the girls from back in high school, Who actually ...

Her name is wena Hey have you seen her Everyone says she's amazing She gets so jealous She sticks her head up When I'm checking out the ladies And she needs so...

It seems like I should know better I guess I don't know much When I'm alone I'm everything But I'm not well beneath it all Stop staring over my shoulder Just l...

I don't wanna meet your dad Don't wanna hump your sister Don't wanna do it to your best friend either I don't want you messin around and givin me a blister And ...

Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai! You-you-you-you-you! Uno! Dos! Tres! Quatro! My teacher asked me where my homework was and that's when I told her "No hablo Ingles" Policeman...

Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh She's a knock-out and she likes my favourite movies; David Letterman and Chinese Delivery She loves Miller Light and watching Tyson fig...

Yeah yeah Yeah yeah Here's a nice song to a mean girl I wish I'd never met She's not an easy girl but an easy girl I wish I could forget I hope you're doing fi...

Ohio {Come Back To Texas} She said she needed a break A little time to think But then she went to Cleveland With some guy named Leland That she met at the bank ...

I'm happy again To be stuck here again And you're so happy again To be stuck here again Now we can rap about the good 'ol days Laugh at dumb jokes that you mak...

Nothing to do But sit around and make a mess with you Watching the world From rooftop looking down We never care Summertime and we ain't going anywhere No goodb...

It only takes a minute Yeah a minute or two Just like stubbing your toe Or slamming the door on your finger Pull out the stinger And then move on the the next l...

I told you time and time again that we would meet just as friends and now i just can't seem to get my story through if i'd known all about this then i wouldn't ...

She works at hot topic His heart microscopic She thinks that its love but to him its sex He listens to emo but fat mike's his hero His bank account's zero What ...

Rock! She works at Hot Topic, his heart microscopic His bank account's zero, what comes next? He listens to emo but Fat Mike's his hero His bank account's zero...

(Maybe I'll get through it) Not much to lean on, I'll get through it You know I do it to myself anyway She's got my calls blocked and she's through with it You...

Na na na na [x8] Here's a story about a man and a mountain He climbed it because it was there And here's a song about the moon and a rocket-ship Set your mind ...