You are invited To The Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern You are invited So bring something we can burn You are invited You might wanna bring some extra towels Just...

Went out to feed the cattle And to my surprise My lawn was full of bodies Just a gatherin' up the flies A big ol' jet liner Had dropped from out of the sky Well...

There are people who want to kill me all around the world There are people who want to kill me all around the world I know about the UFO's I know about the UFO...

We've got to get together Now we've got to save the snails Let's board the purple space ships Before they set sail I want a Yes reunion And you know I want one...

Ask me to dance Ask me to dance While the room around me explodes this is your last chance Just 'cause I have one leg Don't mean I can't twist I hop along peg-l...

At the moment The world stops spinning The sky turns grey At the moment The animals will talk We will disappear At the moment When all is one At the moment You...

I mean the Captain and Tennille were musical innovators I mean really We're going to a bad party It's the worst party that's ever been We're going to a bad pa...

It's a beach party Vietnam Surfin' with the Viet Cong Cookin' hot dogs with napalm A beach party Vietnam Frankie and Annette were Layin' on the sand When Frank...

Sand is hurting my tender feet The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine I hate the people on the beach With their towels and umbrellas, they're so insane...

Cheese is the one thing that's Indestructable How much of your Blue Cross Is deductable? Open your eyes to a wicked Surprise You'll lose your mind if you Just s...

He would sit in the class and dream While the teacher lectured Until the school bell would ring He'd be President Philosopher king He was a dreamer, he was a c...

Life sucks, then you die And your soul gets sucked into the sky Birds sing, I wonder why You eat a bowl of cereal and sigh You're late for your class You're wal...

Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I bought a big lizard Only a dollar fifty W...

All the stores have Anything you want In this big scary place In this big scary place Everyone forms lines Where you stand and wait In this big scary place In ...

Alright! Kill the motherfucker! Nahahahahaha BlbBlbBlbBlb Blbb Gather round me everybody Let me tell you who I am 'Cause I'm a big time operator And they call ...

- Hey Jack, what's happenin'? - I don't know - Well uh, rumour around town says you might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore - Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonn...

I've got some buddies And we all drink bleach You know we practice What we preach We're not a drunken bunch of frat boys Trashed on beers Or a stoned bunch of ...

Born to love volcanos Seen em on PBS Born to love volcanos My apartment is a mess Somewhere under that pile of clothes Lies a whole $10 bill Telephones are ring...

Hey! I do not like you college brat I do not like you and your frat I do not like you at the shore I do not like you drunk on Coors I do not like your average l...

I am the king of the new white underclass I am the prince of the lazy and poor I am the one who sleeps the latest I am the one who won't do my chores I am the g...

Built ourselves a city And we made it out of mud We dried it off this morning Out there in the desert sun And we never do no working Just sit and watch TV Well,...

Now, you wanna talk about bladder problems, then the man you wanna talk to will probably be my cousin Earl I guess you all know Earl; he lives out on Route 13 o...

With the perfect smile for your sugar high I'd walk a dirty mile Crystalline Are you sure we can't be seen when we're here together Put me in a dream Crystalli...

I feel ugly and dirty and tired I can't get to sleep my head is wired Can't get my mind off a stupid girl Came into my life and wrecked my world Got myself drun...

You know what Stuart? I like you You're not like the other people here in the trailer park Oh, don't get me wrong They're fine people Good Americans But, the...

It's a Friday night cookin' show With a horse-meat dish I had to stay in the freezer All Thursday eve Talkin' to that horse I really had to go Down to the side...

Death's alright with me How funny it can be hahaha Death's alright with me It's a chance to grow Death's alright with me Put me on deathrow My gun is on the she...

Barfy was a fine pet He fetched stick and played dead Every day he'd get fed And he'd bring home the paper for Dad, GOODBYE! But all the neighbors liked Barfy C...

Good evening ladies and gentlemen And welcome to PJ's Astrological Love Lounge We are Lester Shy and the Shyphonics My name is Lester Shy and these fine gentlem...

She's been tripping over the flowers in her garden The weeds are growing high She dropped her laundry off at school And hung her children on the clothesline to ...

Let's do something loud, fast and with absolutely no redeeming Qualities 1 - yeah! 1 - yeah! 1 - yeah! YAAGH! That was your cue Chorus: Don't abort that baby...

There are others, and then there is myself I must learn to distinguish the others from myself They are separate people, with different personalities They might...

Your ears fell off in the parking lot Your blood's still drippin', God, I hope it clots You say you're okay but we know you're not Your eyes went crossed do you...

There's an old lady who washes her clothes In the same laundromat as me She told me of her son And some shoes that hurt his feet Mean little nails rose up in a ...

Everybody's got nice stuff but me Everybody's got nice stuff but me Everybody's got nice stuff but me Everybody's got nice stuff but me Look at that girl she m...

Paul told us all he's gonna have a baby But Jeanie said "Paul can't do that" So Paul got mad and left in a hurry Now Jeanie's sure he forgot his hat I've got f...

Filet of sole baby Is my favourite dish Filet of sole baby When the dish is fish Cause oh, I lose control When you serve filet of sole Now your cookin' baby Got...

[2 versions] Version 1: from the Smokin' Banana Peels EP Looking for a girl to hug and hold To cuddle by the fire when the air gets cold To give me company w...

Are we not the living proof of the idiot God who placed us here Are we not His dirty children, His unwashed sons who He holds dear Are we not the proof that th...

Goin' to Graceland We're goin' today! I'm so happy I just can't wait! Gonna see the place where Elvis Presley died When we get to Graceland We'll have to ride ...

(This is a gorilla girl) (123) Gave to the gorilla girl, gobs and gobs of love No one else would touch that girl unless they wore a glove Gifted was this girl ...

Stan's been seeing phantoms and we're not sure what to do His screaming keeps the whole house up all night Though we've never touched his closet and his problem...

Start off in the womb, yeah, where it's nice and warm Things are lookin' good, then it's time to be born Doctor pulls you out and slaps you on the butt And befo...

Howard beware 'cause we don't wanna hurt you While the sun is shining, that'd be cruel Howard beware 'cause we're gonna get you We know where your kids go to sc...

I know the CIA is watching me I'm a target of the FBI and PMRC I do not sleep I spend my nights worrying of satellites They put an eye into the sky and did not...

A young watusi watches 'I Love Lucy' And I think 'what can this mean?' A goat goes to school And makes us look like fools And I think 'what can this mean?' The...

I can't stay awake Somebody help me, please I have too many fingers Some of them need to leave Help me out of my body Help me not to sleep I can't stay awake ...

1, 2, 3, 4! I don't wanna, I don't wanna Be a girl I don't wanna, I don't wanna Be in the world I don't wanna, I don't wanna Cut my hair Cause I don't wanna, I...

It was during my 2nd senior year when Mom found Jesus Christ His spirit was trapped inside an old Nana Shepard's bottle that Mom picked out of the dumpster behi...

[2 versions] Version 1: from the Smokin' Banana Peels EP I hate myself - hate myself And you - I hate you I hate myself - hate myself And you - I hate you Ro...

Joe: ???? Rodney: Get Out ??? Joe: Ya, that was me (12 a 1234) What am I gonna do When I get close to you? Wanna hold you next to me But you bring me misery I...

Across the sea across the sea That's where your hand was takin' me Goin' to places that I've never been I hear your name Someone's calling your name I better g...

This song fits the mood I'm in Trying to push something out of a pen Don't know how, where or when I started to hate you (x6) It's kinda hard to explain Your s...

They calal me Robert Petry and I live in New Rochelle With my wife Laura and son Richie but now My life's a living hell cause CHORUS I tripped over the ottoman ...

I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Between the light and dark sides of my mind I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinn...

I'm getting on a plane Early in the morning I'm getting on a plane Let this be a warning Meet me at the airport Flight 11-41 'cause I'm flying away To the one ...

Would I be amused Would you be impressed That I had the power To put a hole into your chest? When the kids are crying And the welfare check's been spent Would I...

(sound of match striking) Know that it would be untrue Know that I would be a liar If I was to say to you I didn't set your house on fire But it's just the wa...

Sha Na Na Sha Na Na Na Sha Na Na Na Na Sha Na Na (x2) Sha Na Na Na Na Sha-Na-Na were the kings of Woodstock You know it's true deep in your heart Greasy guys i...

"Instant Club Hit (You'll Dance to Anything)" By the Dead Milkmen from Bucky Felinni She'll dance to anything You'll dance to anything Okay, look at you Don't ...

Jason said he's gonna get you in the bed But when he does in the morning you'll be dead Jason can be a friend to the end She said "Jason close your eyes and cou...

Gotta go somewhere When you die So why not see the world Through jellyfish eyes Jellyfish heaven Where jellyfish go To get away from Mormons And drunk Eskimos ...

My best friend is a junkie He shoots up all day Sometimes he even shits himself What else can I say? Shoot up or shut up (x4) If his girl don't score He beats h...

I tried to get to sleep but I had to throw up I drank a cup of coffee decided to stay up I watched the television took a sleeping pill I had some awful dreams t...

On my TV screen Every Labor Day Fuckin' Jerry Lewis Make him go away Make him go away Make him go away He's fucked up my labor day Make him go away One, two, t...

(spoken) Move closer and make selected noises (stupid noises) Land of the shakers (stupid noises) Land of the shakers (stupid noises) Land of the shakers ...

(1--2--1-2-1234) Soap and quarters and bleach and laundry Are words I use at the laundromat Reading the news, and watching the people That's what I do at the l...

My subconscious mind Has got me in a bind Your love has made me blind Let go my ego! I feel the cold wind blow It feels like 10 below I'm feelin' oh, so low Le...

She looked like a corpse on my front porch Clutching the spawn of her latest divorce, saying Let's get the baby high Oh little pig, little pig, let me in I've ...

I ran into a friend of mine Said he was gonna take some words and make them rhyme I said "You can fool some of them some of the time, But you can only fool half...

Sometimes I like to be alone (x2) But when I hear your voice I don't have any choice I want to crawl right through the phone And I don't want to be alone Somet...

There's a little man in my head And he's drunk all of the time He sits there on a bench Holdin' a monkey wrench Sometimes he beats it against my mind There's a...

He's quiet on the inside Something from his past Come on the surface But that's never gonna last Say one wrong word Something nobody knew What's in his head No ...

(123huh) Little Billy drunk on beer Plops down behind the steering wheel His prom date pukes on her brand new dress He wonders who'll clean up the mess His car...

You've got a Methodist coloring book And you color really well But don't color outside the lines Or God will send you to hell 'Cause God hates war And God hates...

This next song is dedicated to the members of Why Guy(?) and it's called Milkmen Stomp We are the Milkmen We are the Milkmen We are the Milkmen Stomp stomp sto...

Moron (Dead Milkmen) Performed By Dead Milkmen Eat Your Paisley Album Hangin' out in the comode Listening to Depeche Mode You look like some kind of toad Why ar...

Sometimes I smell like a barrel of rotting fruit Stinking up the jungle under the hot tropical sun Other times I smell like thick black swamp-water Backed into ...

Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump Let's test our love, let's press our luck Let's get sick and have our stomachs pumped Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump This ...

Why did I give my neighbors The head of a chicken last night? Did I think a headless chicken could Make everything alright? Why do I do these bad things That I ...

This is living I've got everything I want at my fingertips Just have to clap and lights turn on I've got several piles of records I don't know which one I'll p...

Now Everybody's Me Rodney: Joe, shut up! Everybody hates Edie Brickell All my favourite shows are on TV All the restaurants serve my favourite food 'Cause now e...

Now my life is easy My life ain't hard I'm gonna spend all day In my fuckin' backyard I ain't got no money Hell, I don't care My parents let me use their credit...

I saw you naked and you were chasing a pig So I led the police to your house and showed 'em where to dig You thought you could live in peace But I saw you naked...

Tuesday - yes, it was Tuesday When I saw my congressman coming out of the titty bar He didn't look like my congressman, but that's okay Nobody really looks like...

She stands there on the corner decked out in raspberry jeans waiting and watching, oh god here he comes he pulls up beside her in his sporty machine rolls down ...

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead I met a girl there And she almost knocked me dead Punk rock girl please look at me Punk rock girl what do you see? Let'...

My baby's got two hands My baby's got two feet My baby's got a forehead and all the chicken you can eat My baby's got two elbows My baby sure has a nose My baby...

I'm gonna beat my wife I'm gonna beat my wife now Gonna smack her with a lead pipe Gonna smack her with a 2x4 Run her over with a Brink's truck Chase her down w...

The town in Georgia's got a law on the books Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks Now what could make them think that way? What could make them act...

We aren't ourselves Brains on the shelf We'll all wake up When Ringo buys a rifle We live we breathe We spread disease That all must end When Ringo buys a rifl...

Listen, woman, you needn't look so stupid When I call your name out loud 'Cos everybody thinks you're a sweet-smelling girl With intelligence you know how I wou...

Rock-et ship (x2) I'm going on a trip Far away I am leaving today (x2) Rock-et ship (x2) My bags are packed I'm ready to go I'm ready to go-o Ten, nine, eigh...

now, i understand some of ya don't know sarah jean, so i'll tell ya a little bit about her she's a lesbian eskimo midget albino she went to college and she sta...

Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch, That's where I'm gonna build my church, Ain't gonna be no priest, ain't gonna be no boss; Just Charles Nelson Riley ...

The world's full of danger You do what you can You feel like a stranger Like Shaft in Greenland Travel around and meet all the people Don't be afraid to touch ...

Shapes of things before my eyes They teach me to despise Will time make man more wise? Here beneath my lonely frame My eyes just hurt my brain But will it seem...

I had a dream you came back to my house You changed your mind I had a dream you came back to my house To spend some time You said you'd only stay a week You br...

I've been to Phoenix So Goddamn hot 110 in the shade I didn't like it a lot I've been to LA So sunny and bright So clean and good for you It don't feel right S...

Burrow owl burrow owl burrow owl Smokin' banana peels, see how it feels Living is easy with ice cubes The world is swimmin' with electric eels Talk seriously t...