I'm going to go Smoke in the shower I need to piss down the stairs I'm so damned sick of this Stupid bullshit That I'm going to start splitting hairs So I sat d...

He lamped up the room and then couched it Feeling no fear from the day He'd cared for a long time to get here and he was brained He lazy eye bagging but sorely ...

What do we owe this extreme pleasure to? Your presence is so very appreciated Let us now drop to our knees in praise and lick from between the toes of your feet...

My confounded partner says Meow meow meow beep beep I'm woke up to start some shit In they cloak room Next time you kids run Through my yard Go around Next tim...

Take this saleman for example A selfless act of bravery Now he's rewarded with free favors Luck smiled at him and he smiled back And then the rain And then the ...

Your first mistake was to think you could fuck with the ranch Here I come, here I come, with my dick in my hand Do you think you'd like to have a blockbuster up...

She sits in a tub and relives, stories she never lived And it makes me feel blank, it makes me feel blank like I missed Lies in a bath with no water, and a bath...

Some people feel desire, I don't know why Like at the wheel waitin' (way down), I don't know why I'm gonna find desire, I don't know why Some people feel sorrow...

Three people I dont know, their stairwell, my wheelcahir, their needle, the basement, 6 inches of cold water I begged them, I pleaded, don't do this, I'm not dr...

No cat would ever do that Matter of fact No self-respecting monkey would Someone will pay the price Like a frozen corpse Someone will cough it up Because the ...

Utter gibbersih, except for sad sack kack arelya Sounds like: My baby jump off the ceiling, take a look at yourself goin' into that I know where bevs and vench...

I'd soak a towel Like a satellite Tighttighttight Norelco proctor silex Hamilton beach Cook up some loving for ya baby Electric blanket Keep the toes and the no...

Get me up from this terrible place Because it's dangerous down here There are splinters and splinters Flying like arrows around I turn around to see one huge bl...

The pathetic sight of your sunken eyes The angular lines of your hips and waist The light and the dark Of your vallied ribs The skeletal draw Of your temples an...

Way past beyond One Tree Hill Further than the reefs and breakers The other side of the time line All alone All alone Here's point A, there is no point B I chok...

I knew I knew a man, a man with five daughters, he could never hear himself at all They lived out under the airport, the hood he wore was not worn to keep him w...

That damned fly I told you about is keeping me up again I'm tired as shit Everyday at my jo Because his buzzing keeps me from dreaming And I can never get any ...

Well, they called me a little so and so and so, yeah Now hummin' a different tune Oh, this is a job for a stupid man Smoke it down to the filter and put it out ...

When you take off your dress the whole world smiles and it's a joyous occasion, baby when you take off your shirt when you take off your stockings flower bloss...

Happy snakes are here again The skies above are gray Let's drown ourselves in beer again Drug addiction's here again Wipe off your shirt when you throw up Spong...

They got him drunk as hell They caught him way off balance He could not walk or stand So they thought they could take him They had a plan to trip him As he stum...

Black like the Black like the home of time Green like the Green like the naive child You can't be ready for birth You can't be ready for life You can't be ready...

I'd send you a rain god of painted balsa wood It's only regular, it won't matter none I'd rather a real god, who pushes buttons well I'd rather run it like a Co...

Hey shitmouth I love you hey shitmouth I love you a number of years have passed between our legs taste your buttery muffin hey shitmouth! I've never known anyo...

Blistering outburts, like burning a bratwurst at the PTA's playground ordeal Too bad you've erased all the times you've been chased by some pre-schoolers new ca...

Alvin's feelin' restless, cellblock H A carton of smokes for 10 mintues of pleasure Say, if I cannot have you, nobody will, if nobody will, what, nobody No, no,...

There's a girl, playing her piano, there's a little girl, playing her big piano While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother While her mother gives her...

You use mistletoe You use mistletoe I call poison control You try to kill me You try to kill me I call poison control You break my arm You break my arm You bu...

He's gone in her lips, a glow from her lip ignites the shapes she sees, in the shade Only a little is used to come to a close, only a little is used to come to ...

I leave my home, I leave for a couple weeks I leave my home, I leave it in the care of a friend Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine But he...

I saw that faker and lied to him again Though he does fine when he's at the reigns Judging by how he steers that beast away Far to far to fall Now I'm trying to...

So since the surgery, how's that ghost limb Hey man, say man have you been rubbin' your nub Por favor De no sacar los manos, de no sacar los manos Fuera de la v...

One evening of pourin' booze An eventide of hooch He'd always say, "That pick-me-up bone knocked me down" Soakin' in the dark Dragged him to a desperate day Tha...

If you hunt them that way, you can taste the fear in their meat If you hunt them that way, you can taste the fear in their meat Sharp little points Being as nic...

My baby take me, my baby take me, my baby take me where I've never been Peculiar to this girl, peculiar to the world, she wants to watch a fella get along ?? (I...

The magazine is now my good friend I'm thrilled the moment it is opened It feels so beautiful to pretend I'm glad it's not goddamned sensational Rolling up my s...

Get me something to stop the bleeding, cuz I'm fittin to blow Knock her down the stairwell and kick her, I think you can take her Shove more buorbon down her mo...

I called that senator From the White House I sat in my office and ovulated A full length mirror I'm queen for a day Look up the skirt of our nation I saw the ...

There is no rodeo in Joliet No great waterhole in Downer's Grove The old windbag blows, the old windbag blows Here the sky and the ground, here the sky and the ...

Lyin' around Like some goddamn walrus You make me Sick to my stomach The smell is here Hangs like a killer Hangs like a deadman And I can't take another day Sic...

Lyin' around like some goddamn walrus you make me sick to my stomach The smell is here hangs like a killer hangs like a deadman and I can't take another day sic...

I can swim, I can't swim, I can swim, I can't swim I can swim, I can't swim, I can swim, I can't swim Well here's a notion, a single idea Swing by the ocean, be...

Driving down the road at night, I didn't want to listen anyway The conversation ended right, I know what you're about to say Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up ...

She was eager but a bit afraid Like a fish she squirmed around She had to tell herself to try to settle down But as the crowd poured in She was overwhelmed by t...

Do I have to ask ya, to cut the cackle, 'bout a snake in a south mouth, or a cooter canal path Milky home cookin' and ashake in the shackle, like anervously cal...

The wood was ?? (engraved), oh when I get home He's stealing my shit, oh There was that house, why is there blood in my hand (incoherent talking afterwards) Whe...

You see her dancing out on the floor Sunday you need love Monday be alone you wanna wanna wanna have her like before Sunday you need love Monday be alone but yo...

She helped her son sleep by giving him Cognac She worked a while as a circus acrobat She changed lovers on a weekly basis And posed nude for a couple crap artis...

City street map outskirts of town South side skyscraper scape Serve and protect my ass Search and annoy Search and annoy Search and annoy Seek hunt There is a m...

That woman's crazy, she's the mistress of a man who's crazy too That woman's carryin' Then comes Dudley Dudley's gonna do us all a favor and tear 'em both a new...

I situated myself here about a thousand miles ago, so I'll figure it out in a slow and jagged way Those friends of mine were always glad to help me through, Can...

They set alight to the toad that came out of the drain, it burned for a while until it stopped to die I remember then I was searching through the leaves and the...

Harry's old man has been away but now he's back - got home today It brings me down to see him here peculiar guy he's kinda queer Harry's mom is really pissed sh...

Hep hep, hep hep, hep hep, hep hep Your words are broken, you got the flu, that tour of smokin' your times are through Your body's achin,', you need a rest, you...