• Alas-Your
  • Alas Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait?
    Drained blood from your own spine in a trophy Dead skin cells drip charity crumbs Biting the hand that feeds, Deemed an unhealthy meal When slipping on someone ...
  • Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The
    Drained blood from your own spine in a trophy Dead skin cells drip charity crumbs Biting the hand that feeds, Deemed an unhealthy meal When slipping on someone ...
  • Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby
    Drained blood from your own spine in a trophy Dead skin cells drip charity crumbs Biting the hand that feeds, Deemed an unhealthy meal When slipping on someone ...
  • All Your Own Way
    How is your head these days? How does it feel? Are you all over the place? Deeply confused You wanted it all your own way Your ear won't buy all the hearsay Yo...
  • Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
    Everyday I add to the list of people who can kiss my ass and imagine Mr W sucking the fuck out of it What is your astrological sign? Stop Stop! Funny, hahaha ...
  • AOTKPTA
    Ideological leper: Newly planted tower Grows from the ground and spills it's guts out on the sidewalk Pseudo-politico Flat talk o'clock: Rolls past the site of...
  • Bring Your 65 Italian Carbine
    Oh scandal! Oh scandalous! Oh murder! Oh murderous! Loaded gun, open crowd I run the riot now that ruby red devil was a cold-blooded killer I run the riot now w...
  • Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
    Genius or most genius? Uh, well, actuallyneither Cancel Christmas, those carbon units are All over the "them" just like a cheap suit The cheapest fucking suit...
  • Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of?
    Genius or most genius? Uh, well, actuallyneither Cancel Christmas, those carbon units are All over the "them" just like a cheap suit The cheapest fucking suit S...
  • Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
    What came first the chicken or the moron? I'd say the moron potty trained or not I wipe your ass you scratch my back Go ahead and continue to Think about your...
  • Cattle Mutilation
    Burnt out and left for dead. you can't break the broke. what goes around comes around. watch the fuck out. this is an abduction.
  • Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
    what if i don't get a chance to go soon? what then? win win win win win win stipulation what then? Brains can't believe eyes, i just want the thing
  • File Under Soft Core Seizures
    Chancrous syphilologist I'm not sure if you understand our kicks this specialized sweep is a soggy donation Rotten milk and a history of spoiled eggs Breakfas...
  • Flash's Theme
    Flash - Ah - Saviour of the universe Flash - Ah - He'll save ev'ry one of us Seemingly there is no reason for these Extraordinary intergalactical upsets (ha ha ...
  • Folie
    Something that you said is living in my head Grows nightly inside me And though my dream exists, memory persists To fight me, despite me Silver words you spoke,...
  • Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantalou
    Split the genes with a walking asshole Producing some of that high grade Formica Yea No Maybe So When six becomes nine, and nine becomes six Never leave the hou...
  • Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
    Split the genes with a walking asshole Producing some of that high grade Formica Yea No Maybe So When six becomes nine, and nine becomes six Never leave the hou...
  • Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not?
    Split the genes with a walking asshole Producing some of that high grade Formica Yea No Maybe So When six becomes nine, and nine becomes six Never leave the hou...
  • Half-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office, The
    Dear Mr So and So Wait until it's over Nothing is King now And Nothing's getting older That jerk lives like A missle with His pecker (in) one hand and His poop...
  • How To Become A Virgin
    They, the people Done like your dinner Taping fur to your back does not make you a werewolf Just like dying dads, or already dead dads Chance must be systema...
  • I Am The Murderer
    Beneath the tailor's stitches Crowds and crowds of butchers play Hung high from the ceiling Staring at it, wondering how No tree, no wall can stop their hell N...
  • Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
    Wrecked 'em? I don't even know him Liaison for the nervous your consensual embryo is revoked Leave your body out of this Passive aggressive bolts filled with a...
  • Jukebox Heart
    Don't you speak to her like that She's just a crazy, mad girl with a jukebox heart Punching, whirring, singing tunes that take her head apart But that doesn't m...
  • Just Like You
    There wasn't room Inside that smoke-filled room You were beside yourself Not beside me You've caught up You believe that you've grown up We know you thought th...
  • Late For A Double Date With A Oile Of Atoms In The Water C
    Arbiter of shittily planned dilemmas you were born with only three faces shit down to the sub-atomic level to the last quark Martyrs mocking, lepers vomiting ...
  • Late For A Double Date With A Oile Of Atoms In The Water Closet
    Arbiter of shittily planned dilemmas You were born with only three faces Shit down to the sub-atomic level To the last quark Martyrs mocking, lepers vomiting ...
  • Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here
    Violent Huckster You're out of luck, sir Wire-tapped and Booby-trapped Wet nurse asks, "What's your amusement?" Wet dreams answer "Deadly powders, Napalm showe...
  • Live From The Russian Compound
    Cowboy lawman-found a cell Tore into it-as night fell Bankers kids are getting bingo'd Smells like midnight's cooked up a storm in here Leave those loose lips ...
  • Master And Servant
    There's a new game We like to play you see A game with added reality You treat me like a dog Get me down on my knees We call it master and servant We call it m...
  • No One In The World
    No-one in the world ever had a love as sweet as my love Nowhere in the world could there be a boy as true as you, love
  • No-One In The World
    No-one in the world ever had a love as sweet as my love Nowhere in the world could there be a boy as true as you, love
  • On The Horizon
    Jennifer where do you go at night? Is no-one there to hold you tight? Above your head I see a golden ball And it catches light from all around you Jennifer say...
  • One Way Or Another
    You say you're not going anywhere Does that mean time is the conjurer here? I'm sold, but I'm paid for By our old friend fear Unacceptable to do exactly what I...
  • Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes
    'White Nights' (Red Lights) Silent sirens Calm and brutal Kingdom comes Praying dagger (drunk and haggard) Found a sin and pulled the pin That old fuck has ru...
  • Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of M
    Santa Claus hijack, fuck-a-rama always getting a good look at the meat rack Before shooting blanks into a loaded crowd Hypothetical hunger is not directly prop...
  • Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed
    Santa Claus hijack, fuck-a-rama Always getting a good look At the meat rack Before shooting blanks into a loaded crowd Hypothetical hunger is not directly prop...
  • Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
    Can you spare any (social) change After fucking every social donut hole? The US toilet is overflowing (and sure needs an overthrowing) With Mr Media's diarrhea...
  • Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear
    [Q:] If the aunt had balls she would be? [A:] Uh, the uncle [Q:] And in more trouble than? [A:] A pregnant nun So get a hole to hide in or somehide to cover...
  • Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ears
    [Q:] If the aunt had balls she would be? [A:] Uh, the uncle [Q:] And in more trouble than? [A:] A pregnant nun So get a hole to hide in or somehide to cover the...
  • Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
    Such and such a hero has done so and so Dick mythology (dickology), don't miss out Just an ambidextrous hunch spawning an armless puppet child skeptically in c...
  • Sever The Toes
    Rabid rabbit Fill your bellies while they feed you lies Complacently watch our earth's demise What means convenience to a starving race Gangrenous sores start t...
  • Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
    Transplant of a phantom limb seems like a good deal (Considering it's bribery) highway robbery Though I'd adamantly refuse the airtight reflex restraints A scab...
  • Solar Panel Asses
    Give back those dirty plungers the trumpet players can't bleed without them The spinster mechanic is late to work no eat, no sleep, ect Well what did you expec...
  • Some Love Will Remain Unsaid
    When you feel the need When the heart unfolds When you've thought it through When the hurting stops Will you think of me? If you called my name Asked the time ...
  • Spitting In The Faces of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition
    Picking the scabs off regret because it doesn't seem to be your birthday yet Spotting and removing the fly from the ointment A beautician looking for a good sou...
  • Spitting In The Faces Of Fools As A Source?
    Picking the scabs off regret because it doesn't seem to be your birthday yet Spotting and removing the fly from the ointment A beautician looking for a good sou...
  • Summer Rain
    Where are the flowers? Where are the bees? Where is the blossom that grows on the trees? Fruits of the summer ain't as ripe as they ought to be The grass in the...
  • Teenage Mustache
    Want to stay young? Well abort now Otherwise you'regoing to make a great dead cop Bet you think you are going to change color standing there on all four feet ge...
  • The Girl With The Fairytale Dream
    Care - I know you want to care Love - I know you really love That someone is waiting: the girl with the fairytale dream Touch - I know you gently touch Fear - ...
  • The Girl With The Fairytale Dream (Future/Past Modal Mix)
    Care - I know you want to care Love - I know you really love That someone is waiting: the girl with the fairytale dream Touch - I know you gently touch Fear - y...
  • This Is Radio Surgery
    Avoid the hooplah - the lock groove is set Avoid the hooplah - so place all your bets Wounded insects eating their pets, Dumb down tall sects must cleat all deb...
  • Touched On Every Side
    How should I go on, without you to guide me? I don't think I should I don't think I should How should I go on, without you to help me? I don't think I should I...
  • Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Gran
    Seemed like the right thing to do at the time but Dr quackenfish is in the driver's seat now Aesthetically pleased to the point of ambivalence Canadian bacon-y...
  • Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
    Seemed like the right thing to do at the time But Dr quackenfish is in the driver's seat now Aesthetically pleased to the point of ambivalence Canadian bacon-y...
  • Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With?
    Seemed like the right thing to do at the time But Dr quackenfish is in the driver's seat now Aesthetically pleased to the point of ambivalence Canadian bacon-y...
  • Wet Dream War Machine
    Stop talking politics Rephrase, Rephrase Hibernating phantom friend Witness, Witness There's a hotbed of isms around here All hail the chopper, the blitzkrieg...
  • Wet-Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
    Passed down, tuned in, turned on, face down Loose screws swallowed sometimes stick out Stomach acid exceeding blood, Victory factory all tapped-out Conveyor bel...
  • Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
    No man of cloth -gonna go through my wallet No mercenary -gonna make CIA mash food-on the few remaining molars hear flies-steaks are cooking, come inside Sink...
  • Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
    The chicken bit it (The foreskin knew it) The sultry salesman worked to keep his high heels on Oh, the doors are talking Oh, the sheets are stained A fleshy bo...