Rachel (spoken): This is a love song about dude I met in a sleazy motel A dude named God! Rachel: In a motel room in Delacroix, I was drinking like a Dartsmout...

Shary: In front of a tavern, Flat on his face, A boozehound named Barney Is pleading his case Barney: Buy me a beer, Two bucks a glass Come on, help me, I'm fr...

There is a man There is a man A certain man A certain man A man who's grace and handsome face are known across the land You know his name You know his name I...

OFF: One! chorus line of people, Dancing till they make us stop, Willie: Too! Everyone: Many dancing people, Covered with blood, gore and glop Just one sniff o...

Oh the way the Bee Gee's played Movies John Travolta made Guessing how much Elvis weighed Those were the days! And you knew where you were then! Watching shows ...

Boy: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress? Amendment: I'm not garbage, kid I'm an amendment to be Yes an amendment to be And I'm hoping that...

Baby on board How I've adored That sign on my car's windowpane Bounce in my step, Loaded with pep, 'Cause I'm drivin' in the carpool lane Call me a square, Fri...

Oh the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart When the coach called me up to the plate I'd been swingin' and missin' and lovin, and kissin My average was p...

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five Canyonero! Canyonero! Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, It...

Homer: Bart Bart Bart *smash* BART! Bart: I didn't do it Nobody saw me do it You can't prove anything Bart: Yo! Hey, what's happening, dude? I'm the guy with t...

(to tune of Big Spender) Hey Big Spender Rainbow suspenders, Electric Blenders, Spen some dough on table 3 Now give it up for table 5! (to tune of staying ali...

Homer: Born under a bad sign, Been down since I began to crawl If it wasn't for bad luck, You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all Hard luck and trouble, Been ...

featuring Beverly D'Angelo as "Lurleen") In this trailer, I get so cold and lonely, Lying there awake at night, muttering if only You weren't married, So I mig...

(All completely capital words are sounds) You could close down Moe's or the Kwik-e-Mart, and nobody would care But the heart and sole of Springfield's in Are M...

(version sung as OFF enters Capital City:) (lines by members of OFF are spoken, not sung; Tony's line "Hey, good to see you" is also spoken) Homer: Well, kids,...

Can ya name the truck with four-wheel drive Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five? Canyonero Canyonero Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down It'...

Can you name the truck with 4-wheel drive? Smells like a steak, and seats 35! Canyonero! Canyonero! Well it goes real slow with the hammer down It's the country...

Shary: If there's a task that must be done, Don't turn your tail and run, Don't pout, don't sob, Just do a half-assed job! If you cut every corner It is really...

(to the tune of "escape[the pina colada song]") Bart: if you like refund adjustments and the music i play send a check to my friend, Ralph, and he'll send you ...

how do you find the defendant? He's guilty of mayhem exposure indecent Freaked out behavior both chronic and recent drinking and driving narcotics possession a...

I hate every ape I see, From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z No you'll never make a monkey out of me! Oh my god, I was wrong It was Earth all along You finally made a mo...

I hate every ape I see, From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z No you'll never make a monkey out of me! Oh my god, I was wrong It was Earth all along You finally made a mo...

some folk'll never eat a skunk but then again some folk'll like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel hey brandine, you might could wear these to your job interview and...

Sherry Bobbins: Alright, children, let's clean up this room Bart: Aw, man Lisa: Do we have to? Sherry: Now, now I know a little secret that will make the job...

Bart: Let me start at the start, then take it away My name is Simpson, Bartholomew J That's Bart with an "art" and a capital "B" Then "simp" plus "s-o-n" that's...

Homer: Bart! Marge: Go to your room Bart: Yeah, right Well, you're damned if you do, (What are we talking about?) Well, you're damned if you do, (Where's your ...

Do A Half-Assed Jo [Sherry Bobbins: All right children, let's clean up this room!] [Bart: Aww, man!] [Lisa: Do we have to?!] [Sherry: Now, now, I know a little...

Homer: Bart Bart Bart *smash* BART! Bart: I didn't do it Nobody saw me do it You can't prove anything Bart: Yo! Hey, what's happening, dude? I'm the guy with t...

Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius! Oh, Dr Zaius Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius! Troy: What's wrong with me? Dr Zaius: I think you're crazy Troy: I ...

spoken: Help the human's about to excape Get Your Paws Off Me You Dirty Ape ( gasp) He Can Talk x7 I Can Sing!!! Ooo Help Me Dr Zaius Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius! Dr Zai...

Oh say can you rock! There's trouble in a far off nation Time to get out in love formation Your love is more deadly than Suddam, that's why I gotta drop da bomb...

(Girl) Ok coming at cha is a world premiere video from P squared thats the party posse woooh ya alright rock wooo (party Posse) Party posse we rule the earth th...

duff man, we all like your beer i said, duff man, we all want you here i said, duff man, you make as all queer and you taste so good to us yea duff man, you'll...

F L A his name is Ned E R S it's a stupid name he's worse than Frankinstein or Doctor Ngo you can't upset him evan slightly he just smiles and nods politely the...

Oh the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart when the coach called me up to the plate I'd been swingin' and missin' and lovin' and kissin' my average was ...

When the weight of the world has got you down And you want to end your life Bills to pay, a dead end jo And problems with your wife Well don't throw in the towe...

When the weight of the world has got you down And you want to end your life Bills to pay, a dead-end job, And problems with the wife But don't throw in the tow'...

When the weight of the world has got you down, and you want to end your life Bills to pay, a dead end job, and problems with the wife Well don't throw in the to...

You're gonna like me, your gonna love me Cause I can do most anything I can do the hully gully, I can immitate Vinc Scully Lets take a time out from that triple...

[Homer] Who can take your trash out Stomp it down for you Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingie do? The Garbage Man! [Garbage Men] Yes the Garbage M...

Lisa: Um Can you hear me in the booth? Booth: Loud and clear, Lisa Lisa: Oh, good Thank you, sir, for letting me be in a real studio It's a genuine thri...

Gonna paint our wagon Gonna paint it good We ain't braggin' We're gonna coat that wood There Gonna paint that wagon There Gonna paint it good They aint Braggin...

Lisa it's your birthday God's blessed you this day You gave me the gift of a little sister And I'm proud of you today Lisa it's your birthday! Happy birthday Li...

Around the house, I never lift a finger! As a father and husband I'm sub-par I'd rather drink a beer than win father of the year! I'm happy with things the way ...

have no fears we've got stories for years like um marge becomes a robot has moe ever owned a cellphone or has bart ever owned a bear or a crazy wedding where so...

Well beer, we've had some great times When I was 17 I drank some very good beer I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake ID My name was Brian McGee I...

i like pizza i like bagels i like hotdogs with mustard and beer i'll eat eggplant i could even eat a baby deer lalalalalala-la-la who's that baby deer on the la...

I dance I dance I dance Around a Mexican hat I dance I dance I dance And that's the end of that Or is it I guess I'll keep singing my cellphone appears to b...

When I was 17 I drank a very good beer I drank a very good beer, I purchased With a fake ID My name was Brian McGee I stayed up listening to Queen When I was 17

from the musical "Oh, Streetcar!" featuring Apu as Steve) Apu: I am just a simple paperboy, No romance do I seek I just wanted forty cents, For my deliveries l...

Homer: Ah Hm-hm Marge? I was born to make you happy I think you're just my style Everywhere I go, Tellin' everyone I know, Baby I love to see you smile Marg...

I like to walk down the avenue, bust a move with disco Stu You shake me from my booty to me fro Yes I strut down the boulevard, burning off my excess lard I rar...

from the musical "Oh, Streetcar!" starring Marge as Blanche) Marge: I thought my life would be a Mardi Gras, A never ending party - hah! I'm a faded southern d...

Shary bobbins : if theres a task that must be done dont turn your tail and run dont pout ! dont sob! just do a half assed job! if you cut every corner then its ...

You hooked up in highschool, now you've come so far Then you started to hate him, and hit him with your car So I threw you a fancy banquet, and now you can't st...

I've grown accustomed to his face! And dreams of gouging out his eyes! I've grown accustomed to my hate; my plans to lass array; to disembowel, to hear him howl...

[Jockeys] Freaks, freaks, freaks! We are the jockeys, jockeys are we We live underground in a fiberglass tree [Jockey #1] Ha! [Jockey #2] Ooo! [Jockey #3] ...

Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty, By the shores of Big Snake Lake Though your swings are rusty, We know they'll never break From your gleaming mess hall, To your hallo...

Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty By the shores of Big Snake Lake Though your swings are rusty We know they'll never break! From your gleaming mess hall To your hallowe...

Adults! Kids! Adults! Kids! Adults! Kids,You've had your fun now we've had our fill Yeah,You're only here cuz Marge forgot her pill Kids, you're all just scada...

Lisa, it's your birthday God bless you this day You gave me the gift of a little sister, And I'm proud of you today Lisa, it's your birthday Happy birthday, Lis...

I got a bratty brother He bugs me everyday This morning my own mother Gave my last cupcake away My daddy acts like like he belongs in the zoo I'm the saddest ki...

Come gather 'round, children, it's high time, ye learned! 'Bout a hero, named Homer, and a devil, named Burns We'll march 'till we drop, the girls and the fella...

Burns: Smithers Smithers: Hm? Burns: Turn on the surveillance monitors Smithers: Yes sir! Burns: Hm It's worse than I thought Burns: Each morning at nine, They...

when you get a penny from a chum don't just buy some bubble gum put it in your cap! put it in your cap! if you see a nickel in the snow don't just blow it on a ...

Doctors threw a party at the looney bin, Gtta be crazy if you wanna get in, Napolean is playing his imaginary sax, The dance foor is filling up with maniacs Le...

If you want to be our sitter, please be sweet and never bitter Help us with math and book reports Might I add eat my shorts! Bart! Just cuttin' through the trea...

I got a bratty brother He bugs me every day And this morning my own mother Gave my last cupcake away My dad he acts like Like he belongs in the zoo I'm the sadd...

Murphy: Oh, I'm so lonely, Since my baby left me I got no money, And nothing is free Oh, I've been so alone Since the day I was born All I got is this rusty, T...

Freaks! Freaks! Freaks! We are the jockeys, jockeys are we We live underground in a fiberglass tree Ho! Who! He! We nerthe and help, we rain supreme, On toads...

Hens love Roosters, Geese love Ganders, Everyone else loves Ned Flanders! Spoken Homer: Not me! Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders! Spoken Ned: Come on...

from the musical "Oh, Streetcar!" featuring Chief Wiggum as The Narrator) Wiggum: Long before the SuperDome, Where the Saints of football play, Lived a city th...

(sung to tune of "O Christmas Tree") O Cannibals O Cannibals What shall you eat for Christmas O Cannibals O Cannibals What shall you eat for Christmas Dear Aun...

Remember the stars, you loved yesterday? Where did they go? Did they all pass away? Was it drugs or a car crush, or a face lift gone wrong? No they're right he...

Long before the Superdome Where the Saints of football play Lived a city that the damned call home Hear their hellish rondelet New Orleans! Home of pirates, dr...

I am just a paper-boy No romance do I seek I just wanted forty cents For my deliveries last week Will this bewitching floozy, Seduce this humble noosy, Oh what'...

Party Posse, we rule the earth, greatest band since music's birth We love to sweat and we love to sing, We're really funky but not threatening We're the best ba...

Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot Poochie: The name's Poochie D And I rock this telly I'm half J...

All: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, Had a very shiny nose, And if you ever saw it, You would even say it glows Bart: Like a light bulb! Homer: Bart! All: All o...

Back Hail, hail, Rock and Roll & Long live Rock and Roll Bart: Rock, Rock, Rock and Roll Hail, hail, Rock and Roll Buster: Up in the morning and out ...

Scorpio! He'll sting you with his dreams, of power and wealth Beware of Scorpio! His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world And his employee's h...

Burns: Some men hunt for sport, Others hunt for food, The only thing I'm hunting for, Is an outfit that looks good See my vest, see my vest, Made from real gor...

Bart: OK, we're young, rich, and full of sugar What do we do? Milhouse: [yelling] Let's go crazy, Broadway style! Both: [singing] Springfield, Springfield, it's...

Wounds won't last long, but an insulting song Burns will always carry with him So I'll settle my score, on the salsa floor with this vengeful Latin rhythm Burns...

Lisa & Our life is so confusing, Bart: No reason and no rhyme We've got this funny feeling, Getting old before our time Gimme what ya got, Gimme what ya got...

Skinner with his crazy explanations The Superintendent's going to need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggeration, they're will be trouble in town...

Wounds won't last long But and insulting song Burns will always carry with him So I'll settle my score On the salsa floor With this vengeful latin rhythm! Burns...

Well, Mr Burns had done it The power plant had won it With Roger Clemens clucking all the while Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile While Wade Boggs la...

Homer: You could close down Moe's or the Kuik-e-Mart and nobody would care But the heart and soul of springfield's in our Maison Derriere Belle: Were the sauce...

Springfield, Springfield! It's a hell of a town! The schoolyard's up and the shopping mall's down! The stray dogs go to the animal pound! Springfield, Springfie...

Springfield, Springfield! It's a hell of a town! The schoolyard's up and the shopping mall's down! The stray dogs go to the animal pound! Springfield, Springfie...

Marge: A-hmm Today's special is Springfield Soul Stew We sell so much of this, people wonder what we put in it Well, we're gonna tell ya right now Hmm-hmm Gi...

Springfield Springfield! It's a hell of a town! The school yard's up and the shopping mall's down! The stray dogs go to the animal pound! Springfield Springfiel...

from the musical "Oh, Streetcar!" starring Ned as Stanley) Ned: STELLA!! STELLA!!! Can't you hear me yella?! You're puttin' me through hella! StellaSTELLA

Stretch dude and clobber girl! He's a human rubber band and she's the hulk in pearls He's a limber lad, she's a powerful lass He'll ring your neck, and she'll k...

Lisa -If you wish to be our sitter, Please be sweet and never bitter, Help us with math and book reports Bart -Might i add, eat my shorts! Homer- BART!! Bart- J...

Well Mr Burns had done it The power plant had won it, with Roger Clemens clucking all the while Mile Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile While Wade Boggs la...

I was a sinner, a real bad kid What thou shalt not, I shalt did Neighbors cat I tried to neuter, took a wiss on the school computer He took a wiss oh yes he did...

Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress? I'm not garbage! I'm an amendment to be Yes an amendment to be And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me! T...

[Shary Bobbins] If there's a task that must be done, Don't turn your tail and run Don't pout! Don't sob! Just do a half-assed job! If you cut every corner, It'...