Meet you by the art room door In a circle on the hallway floor Teacher held you back again Drawing ogres in your textbook margin Keeping your eyes down and dodg...

I typed my own name into an internet search engine, And all i got was boobs There goes my day again, There goes my day again, What's a man supposed to do? No ma...

Yon: Dah-ba-dah, dah-ba-dah, dah-dah, dah-ba-dah, dah This is fun, Let's do this again next week, I think we should Just had one, Well, they told me that this...

I'm not sure that I will be very well-suited To the new post-climate change society It bothers me I'm not sure that I have the tools to deal With the complete c...

I arrived home early, She thought that I'd be late, And my girly, Wasn't waiting at the gate I climbed the stairs, the stairs that I had climbed a hundred times...

DRAGON: Don't feel bad, you only killed me Don't feel bad, I only died You put a spear through my sternum Because of that, I'm not alive Don't feel bad Don't f...

SCOD Everyone's a tosser Everyone's a fool Don't ever feel like you don't fit 'Cause Gatesy, everyone's a tool YON The louder that you say you're not The more ...

You know, Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen Comet and Cupid and Chopper and Nixon But do you recall The least famous reindeer of all? Fabian, Fabian, Fab...

I've forgotten everything In my little mouse size bed In a county hospital With a tiny bandage around my head You've just got a broken ankle Snap out of it fran...

GATESY: I need to tell you how I feel My love for you has congealed My baby now YON AND SCOD: Na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na...

(Voice 1) This is the first song from our new CD, I just have to warn you, its a little bit scary (Voice 2) Very very scary, B minus scary, seriously the peopl...

We're born and then the end is nigh We live, we love, we laugh, we cry We get old, we regret, we die But not I! I won't go into the night I have faced a dragon...

There was a, hot girl in the comic shop And I didn't know what to do There was a, hot girl in the comic shop She was lookin' at Doctor Who There was an actual g...

If all you leave me is bones I will sing bones If all you leave me is dust I will sing dust If everything I have loved is taken away I will still play I will st...

If I had a tattoo I would get one of you Or at least of a generic womans body Draw your head on with a texta If I had a tattoo I would get one of your name Or a...

I think that I Wanna try Getting work with the guy Who makes the plastic television sets for Ikea So they can put em on show I think they must Cost a lot They ...

I watch a weary old man with his breifcase Each year of city life a wrinkle on his tired face Is this the man that I will turn into Then I think of you Somewher...

It's not as easy as it looks to do what we do To be a hero and a role model to every young Australian To have the hopes and dreams of millions on our shoulders ...

I was made in darkest night Of fairy tales and children's fright I do not think you know what you behold I was made of aching hurt Of chalky ash and bloody dirt...

It seems like only yesterday When my father sat me down, and said: "Have a good gig at the Prince Pat tomorrow night" It was actually this morning And he got th...

My life was completely astrous when I met you (Not "disastrous") So gruntled with this life I thought I had (Opposite of "disgruntled") How could a love so perf...

Krap karate Krap karate Krap karate Krap karate It's not Comin' to get ya I'm trained in a special skill To not look like I could kill There's a poster on my ...

Let's take a walk, my love Down by the river, my baby Down where we used to go Until the day when we found that body Let's not forget, my love It was our favou...

Her name was mary anne She made him feel like a man Im not saying that he felt like a man He didn't want a man He liked them as friends But he didn't feel like ...

Again and again I do the wrong thing I'm trying I'm doing the best I can To do the right thing I'm sorry, I'm trying Do you know How hard it was for me To say ...

On paper I know it must be done On paper I know his time has come He refuses to listen or learn And so he has to burn Like paper Like every other one On paper ...

Lai-lai lai lai lai lai lai lai, Lai lai-lai lai, Lai lai-lai lai! Lai-lai lai lai lai lai lai lai, Lai lai-lai lai, Lai lai-lai lai! There's a girl We see eac...

Well it doesn't take a genius to realise Being good at school Can be cool Put on your lab coats Boffins rule (Nerd): I-I'd actually r-rather y-you don't u-use T...

Someday, the Lord's gonna take me away from here He'll take away all my misery and fear And He'll take me up to see a better place And the times we'll have will...

You say that there isn't a chance, That we two will have a romance You just need a little more time, But in the meantime Is it OK if I stalk you? I just want t...

Ooh, taking the life Taking the life Of a fellow living creature Ooh, taking the life Taking the life Of a fellow living creature As long as I live I'll never...

Well now honey, we've had a good life, you and me All these years we've been so happy But now lately, things just ain't working So I think it's time to just let...

Let's take a walk, my love, Down by the river, my baby, Down where we used to go until the day when we found that body Please don't forget, my love, It was our...

Shake your tiny fists up at the sky Gnash your little teeth and scream out "why?" Get up off your knees, it's time you knew That the gods are people, too It's ...

The hot dog man is packing up He's putting all his sauces away Scrapes the onion grease into a cup To use again another day Other hot dog men might re-use thei...

A sniff of a whiff just came out of nowhere Though you can't see it, you know that it's there It's like a whisper, a promise that floats on the air The smell of...

Oooo (Bup-ba-dup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup) Oo-oo-oooo (Bup-ba-dup-bup-bup-bup-bup) Ugly men with beautiful women You see it - All the time in the world today Why is...

I'm lighting a candle, as I'm looking through my window To the town square, the snow covered streets are lonely and bare, yeah The town Christmas tree, winks mo...