• Beau-Whit
  • Beautiful People
    There once was a bumper sticker that read : Practice Random Kindness and Senseless Acts Of Beauty It moved me more than all the bumper stickers saying 2000 Vote...
  • Heart Break Remedy
    Hey you! Yeah You! Are you sick of being lonely? Are you sick of being Depressed? Are you sick of being downright heartbroken? Then we have the perfect product ...
  • Keggar
    Knock, knock, knock, on the door Three dollars won't pay no more! Drink, drink, drink, drink some more In my cup the tap pours Theres people I know and people I...
  • One Tragic Christmas
    In a nightmare before christmas a car sped through Christmas town Denying the prospect that a Christmas smile could become a frown And the notion that Christmas...
  • Pour Me
    I wanna rock and roll, all night your Dad says, while your mother looks through Cosmo Magazine Your sneaking out, afraid of getting reamed, meeting with some fr...
  • Punker Bob
    Punker Bob had a problem Punker Bob did heroin And Punker Bob had forgotten to use a clean syringe Now Punker Bob is dying within Bob fucked Samantha, and Sama...
  • Superman Is Dead
    Oh what a thought it would be, to stop muggars and robbers with lazer beams Oh what a sight, a sight to see, the world from above, the ocean glistening Fighting...
  • Teardrops In Blood
    Wellweve all grown older and none the wiser, and weve had our fair share of Budweiser, but its the memories that hold me together, when times were simplethe tim...
  • The Devil Went Down To Santa Maria
    The Devil went down to Santa Maria, he was looking for a soul to steal Unfortunatly he ran into four punk rockers, 40z in hand, and looking for a meal He said L...
  • White Lies
    Sometimes it seems like I can't get away, from these people and their lies Its like their too fucking afraid, to honestly live their lives Shit-talking to the l...
  • White Power Boy
    Hello boy What's your name? Hello boy, whats that 88 mean? Hello boy, do you only speak german? What a swastika? Oh I get it, your a white power boy White power...