Anthem Excess is key - yes, excess for me - I'm livin' large and livin' hard, won't hear complaints from me - when life gets me down, you won't see me frown - '...

Cameron Diaz A bunch'a white boys, ain't got no bling-bling - 'cuz Cristal sucks, man, we only drink Yuengling - I take a step back with my two left feet - I da...

Devil's Daughter I met a girl, she had a tail - and some horns and it really turned me on - it's plain to see - it paints a picture - of me and her miserably ev...

Failure If you don't expect too much from me, then I won't let you down - sometimes it's hard to breathe 'cuz I'm too busy actin' like a clown - people don't se...

Knock One Back I love good times like these - makes me want to drink some beer - this joint is hot tonight - won't you make some noise in here -- raise your gla...

Porno Star It all started just like this, my girlfriend walked in on my dad takin' a whizz, man - she came back screamin' "hey boy, why isn't yours as big as hi...

Self-Medicating I get drunk - everyday - and it's all just for fun - I take a sip and then I - take a chug and then I - slam that whole damn thing down - then I...

Shag You live on my block, I know you've been around it - still I'm in shock (that girl's a whore - sorta like a hooker with no class) - but dude, she's hot! --...

Smile I feel all used and tossed aside - like a rubber on a loveless night - a warm body for you to hold - I feel just like your sex toy - 'cuz I'm in the drawe...

Taste My beard is soft to touch - let's stay in bed all day - the kama sutra's got nothin' on us - I like the way that you taste -- the children are in school -...

White Devil Sittin' in the hot tub and sippin' champagne - the sun is comin' up and we're high on cocaine - I got a lot to say but it don't make sense - been gr...