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  • A Song Dedicated To The Memory Of Stormy The Rabbit
    For four fortnights I've fled from my fortress Foraging forests five footsteps in length Fortitude found within forty ounce bottles Flowing like flies from your...
  • All The Dead Kids
    I can't tell you why your children are dying, But I can offer you my sympathy And I can't show you where your children are buried, 'Cause they're not They're no...
  • Bad Bad Things
    Do you remember me? I killed your family And now I'm going to kill you too I made your brother bleed I made your father scream And I made your mother say those...
  • Bang, Bang, Bang
    You're helpless and hopeless You want to help out the homeless But you've got problems You're selfish and worthless And you have no fucking purpose You're a can...
  • Be Afraid Of Jesus
    I had a dream I had a dream tonight That I cut off a piece of the baby Jesus To offend my friends But the joke misfired, yes it did oh yes it did Cause the pie...
  • Bells And Whistles
    I have often wondered if a pregnant woman is decapitated Will the baby survive? Will the baby survive? And I have also wondered if that baby lives his life What...
  • Brave As A Noun
    I could go off the deep end I could kill all my best friends I could follow those stylish trends But God knows I could make amends But I've got an angry heart F...
  • Candle In The Wind
    I wish I had more money than I have And I know that's not punk, But I need to pay my rent I can't survive without money I can't survive without money And I wan...
  • Cigarettes
    Well my great grand-dad he died of cancer, From smoking too many cigarettes But I must confess that he did quite profess To being the coolest motherfucker I eve...
  • Daddy Didn't Love Me
    Well, once when I was eight Everything was going great Until my father, he tried to kill me By the time that I was nine, My daddy was doing time, And my mother ...
  • Darkest Heart
    Show me your tears Show me your scars Show me your flesh wounds Show me your heart Show me your death bed So that I may rest in peace Show me your teeth Show m...
  • Dog
    Black dog I see Daily, nightly Monthly, yearly Sweetly, dearly She says "when you pat me I feel neatly Rub my paws please, scratch my belly" In the evening I ...
  • Fly My Ass
    What makes you think you can be so pretty? And what makes you think you can be so great? And what makes you think you can be so intelligent? And what makes you ...
  • Forest Fire
    Waking from napping with a bad taste in your mouth Wishing you were sleeping, you don't want to leave the house Dripping from your dreaming of a habit you renou...
  • Freedom Tickler
    You are shit and you know it Your life is garbage and you show it You will die soon in the ball pit I'll leave you unsupervised for a minute You make drugs look...
  • Fuck White People
    First they take the land Then they take the soil And with their bloody hands They dig for oil So fuck white people! (Fuck white people! ) Fuck white people! (F...
  • God Made
    God made dirt and dirt don't hurt God made pants and God made shirts God made dirt and dirt don't hurt God made our lives so much worse So much fucking worse G...
  • Growing Up
    Growing up Really fucking sucks I've got too much stuff I don't make enough And soon I'm gonna turn to dust I'm gonna turn to dust And I am afraid I don't care ...
  • Guilt: The Song
    I was drifting Into dreaming And I saw something I hadn't seen before Two young ladies I hadn't seen since high school Holding a piece of me Inside a plastic j...
  • Human Kittens
    I knew a woman once Giving birth to kittens and mice And the kittens were born full of their brothers and sisters And they were punished swiftly Though they did...
  • I Love You
    I like telling dirty jokes, And I like smoking crystal meth, But darling I love you And I like laughing at retards, And I like throwing rocks at dogs, But darl...
  • Jesus Saves
    There will come a day when our cells won't regenerate And everyone you know will rot away, rot away Your friends and enemies and all your family We will all be ...
  • Lady Killer
    I'm a lady killer And you're a pretty lady And that means I'm gonna kill you 'Cause you're a pretty lady And I'm a lady killer And that's just what lady killers...
  • Let Us Get Murdered
    You've been singing songs for all the wrong reasons For reasons you're not at liberty to say It wasn't to get rich or famous or get laid Mainly you wrote those ...
  • Little Brother
    When I was a little boy I fed my mother a bottle of whiskey While she was pregnant, Unbeknownst to me I felt bad to say the least And when my little brother wa...
  • Little Prince
    Hey everything, fuck you I hate everything you do to me I despise every lie I've come to believe And I hate every evil thing that I see This juxtaposition of go...
  • No More Tears
    No more tears No more crying No more sighing, lying or dying No more HIV No more tweaking No more drugs or immune systems being weakened Just happy times and h...
  • People
    People are wasteful, they waste all the food People are hateful, and people are rude But god I love some people sometimes Because people are very, very special ...
  • People II: The Reckoning
    Nobody knows everything We know this to be true Everything is difficult except what's in front of you But it's complicated even under your nose Bullshit math eq...
  • Personal Space Invader
    I gave birth to twin wire hangovers Now I am a personal space invader I've classes I've finals due I have lots and lots of problems Lookout Lookout Lookout Loo...
  • Power Plant
    The drugs you do were made by people who think in dollar signs, And that's not very punk of you, Maybe you should change your mind, reconsider the whole deal An...
  • Randy's House
    I've got the rotten apple core feeling Dying like a living ghost Now I'm lying on the ground Not making a sound Thinking I love you the most And I hope our can...
  • Rejoice
    Rejoice, rejoice God's ears are stitches Rejoice, His eyes are big X's (axes) Rejoice, His arms are burning witches Rejoice, His hands perform hexes Rejoice de...
  • Scenesters
    Oh my god there's scenesters everywhere With their hair gel and their vintage t-shirts Why didn't the shins come to phoenix? And why didn't mirah come to phoeni...
  • Sense, Sensibility
    Earnesty and clarity Those wonderful mentalities Of decent positivity Are all that we can scribe But misery and poverty They follow me and my family And though ...
  • Skipping Stone
    I'll be your lake if you are my skipping stone I will be your company if you find yourself alone I will be your money if you can't afford a home I'll be your la...
  • So Mad At You
    I am so mad at you For making me such a bastard Giving me such high standards I'm mad at you But I'll find you inside of someone else Even if finding you in of...
  • Survival Song
    I broke my promise on a very sharp rock And I was possessed by something quite unfriendly And I was haunted by a demon in my sleep And that's how I learned how ...
  • Unicorn
    And I'd like to build a giant machine That crushes the mountains and burns all the trees And pees in the desert and dies up the seas And melts all the ice caps ...
  • We Shall All Die Alone Someday
    Bad things happen everyday Cancer and murder and herpes and AIDS We'll all die alone someday, I hope we don't die alone And our vices make it bearable enough, ...