The telephone is ringing You got me on the run I'm driving in my car now Anticipating fun I'm driving right up to you, babe I guess that you couldn't see, yeah ...

I've got a Jackson Pollack tatoo on my ass Video priest screaming out high mass Sick little schoolgirls rolling round on my floor Jehovo witness knocking at my ...

Tied my baby down to the bedpost She begs me to do it, I just can't tell her no Whipped my baby into a frenzy, When she screams I know that she loves me She ask...

Big Cars and Blow Jobs Wing tipped leather shoes Champagne and cigars Fifth avenue Revenge and passion Oil wells in flames Diamonds and stallions Rhinestone pa...

Repulsive furniture in a small home out in Queens Spotted-tick-fever parents and their bat-weilding teens Another murder, splattered across the news Can't wait ...

Hot steam rising from the door, by the tar road Crawdads kicking in the dirt Serious cleavage in pink motels (The) preacher's emptying his bucket (Chorus) For...

This is an improvised monologue From the liner notes: "This story is absolutely true And can be verified by numerous respected and reliable sources"

New world order out of hand Bloodbath slaughter on the hot white sand Roman orgy a burning stake The head of the Baptist wiggling on a plate New world order for...

Doctor Please Rolling up my sleeve 'Cuz I got to got to make it fit Push it through my frontal lobe A frozen smile Is what I need Diet Cola Syringe Diet Cola S...

Doctor Please - Rolling up my sleeves I got to got to Make it fit Push it through my frontal lobe A frozen smile - It's what I need Diet Cola Syringe Diet Cola ...

I hear the voices Echo from the sea Dreaming in cuban On the subway The giant buildings and the snow Are killing me A new york winter full of sundays I don?t ...

I killed a woman in the 10 Items or Less Lane She was so rude Get your hands off of my food Get your hands off of my Tang Get your hands off of my astronaut Ta...

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The naked body of Liberace for a great big big big head The shoes of Imelda Marcos for a great big big big head Buffalo Penis from outer space for a great big b...

The naked body of Liberace, for a great big big big head The shoes of Imelda Marcos, for a great big big big head Buffalo Penis from outer space, for a great bi...

If Linda Blair was my Lolita Her head could spin She would levitate, vomit green beat a priest what a teen Dick Clark would grin And foul things'd surt without ...

If Linda Blair was my Lolita, her head would spin She would levitate, vomit green, Beat a priest - what a teen! Dick Clark would grin And foul things'd spurt wi...

Here Is why I feel Here Is why I feel Here Is why I feel Insane Insane Insane It?s Because Of you It?s Because Of you Insane Insane Insane Insane Insane Insane...

There's lots of things in a human head That I hope I never have to touch She likes the taste of burning flesh, Cannibals eat their love I'm a sucker for romanti...

LP: Oops! Wrong Stereotype (VIRUS 68, Alternative Tentacles 1988) GROUP: Alice Donut Hey! I'd like to tell you a story about something that happened to m...

I'm laid out Like a martyr on a redwood plaque She's burning The ticks right off my back I'm indulgent I like to cater to peculiar whims She's fascinated By my...

I guess it's liver again Can't you make some pork? Have you heard of this animal called a pig ? Watcha do to this pudding ? My ulcer's starting to bleed This sl...

How the great have fallen See how life has passed them by Was anybody looking at the crystal ball When his star was on the rise? Stuffing his face with canned ...

How the great have fallen, See how life has passed them by Was anybody looking in the crystal ball, When his star was on the rise Stuffing his face with canned ...

No FeelingBuxom FeelingBuxom Feelingnice Nice It's inside of me(6x) Mother of Christ I wanna feel what Mary felt(Mother of Christ) I wanna feel what Mary felt...

Mrs Hayes Takes a fork And stabs in her husband's neck Rips his tounge From his throat And slashes at his fatty jowls It's just a dream A drunken dream But it...

The wife of my best friend Stares right through me into The tumor of my sick need The wife of my best friend Flinches at the wheel takes a Vitamin complex to su...

Spotlights gleam across a Star Search nation A million cries of "me" drown out the cruel frustrations of a normal life It's a different kind of thinking A whol...

Yeah, Due to acne Due to heavy metal Due to Fred and Barney, Wilma and Pebbles New Jersey Exit Suzy's got the flu Well, maybe this will clear up her sinuses She...

Due to acne Due to heavy metal Due to Fread and Barney, Wilma and Pebbles New Jersey exit Suzy's got the flue Maybe this will clear up her sinuses, She's got no...

The earth spins the earth spins the earth spins much too fast(2x) I dig my fingers deep in to the dirt I don't want I don't want I don't want to be spun off (...

How I love to sleep I was back in Mahomet, Illinois, A Mongoloid child played with Aa bright orange smurf ball Gurgling to himself contentedly Next to a tree In...

Every trick in the book now baby, I'll use it on you I've got my devices darling, my machinery too Lying on a parquet carpet, on the 4th of July Finding things ...

Pretty you make it look so eaasy So pretty you make it look so sexy Blood's dripping from the headlines In censored lust With kinder and gentler Offensive thrus...

Cocktails for the preacher The cabin boy won't stay Monsignor Babble knows the business No money down, no one gets saved He knows I know Contract with America...

The earth spins the earth spins the earth spins much too fast(2x) I dig my fingers deep in to the dirt I don't want I don't want I don't want to be spun off (c...

Stick it in (Pull it out) Stick it in (Pull it out) Stick it in (Pull it out) Stick it in TWIST IT! Spread your information, Tipper Gore Mount the situation, T...

Stick it in, pull it out, twist it Spread your information, Tipper Gore Mount the situation, Tipper Gore Penetrate these problems long and hard Yeah strain stra...

I'm your aching mutant baby, come rub my head I'm a unicef poster baby, so underfed Wrapped in your body bag, I can feel the seams Lying on your carpet, I'm jus...

Mormon Tabernacle screaming round the bend Your ship is coming in Your ship is coming in And all the economic forecasts predict My ship is coming in My ship is ...