[Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne] Eat out Whatchya cooking for? My friends think I'm such a bore Just cause I won't go with them out to eat Processed m...

I grew up in a little suburbia I graduated at the top of my class My parents loved me, my friends they all envied The kind of life that they all knew that I had...

[Parody of "Picture" by Kid Rock and Cheryl Crow] I live on burgers, Cheetos, and ice cream Got nothing but lard in my blood stream Guess my sweet tooth was som...

I'm lying here on your couch feeling lousy My life's a great big mess I'm crying here and all you've done Is perscribe me lots of drugs I can't stay on your Pro...

[Parody of "Every Other Time" by LFO] I said forget about it As I drive off away from the drive through This Dunkin Donuts lady never gets my order straight I s...

Ok Check it We got a little old lady with a poodle on a leashe And she's trying to get across the street She's walking 'round all crooked-like And she's looking...

[Parody of "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down] I took a walk around the block to ease my troubled mind It seems I fell in love and well I guess she's quite a find The...

I wish I wish my girlfriend would die So I don't have to tell her goodbye Cause breaking up's so hard to do And if she were dead, well I wouldn't have to So I w...

[Parody of "Stuck In A Moment" by U2] Just the other day I was on my way to work When nature started calling me With an overwhelming urge Now I'm just trying to...

[Parody of "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains Of Wayne] Mrs Claus has got it going on Mrs Claus has got it going on Mrs Claus has got it going on Mrs Claus has got it g...

[Parody of "My Boyfriend's Back" by The Angels] My girlfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble (Hey-la hey-la my girlfriend's back) If you see her coming b...

[Parody of "Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam] Oh where oh where can my Playboys be? My mom took em away from me I gotta find out where she hid all my books So I can read...

Well I was walking through the mall When I saw the coolest store of all The pet shop always makes me smile I just had to go inside for a while I wasn't really l...

Well Jimmy was a quiet boy He kept to himself He used to hang out at Lennys arcade With nobody else He wasn't the brightest boy He ate more than his share of gl...