and the man keeps sayin do you take this woman to be your awful wedded wife heh, heh and then i started thinkin about no more winkin at the pretty little gals ...

Chantilly Lace and a pretty face and a ponytail hangin down, A wiggle in her walk and a giggle in her talk, They're gonna make the world go 'round Ain't nothing...

the door slammed, you walked away his arm around you, i heard you say i never loved him, i love but you lord, these cra-a-a-zy blues i'm going down town to buy...

Let me in, honey This is the Big Bopper knocking Hello, Little Red Ring Hood I heard about you And it's all been good I wanna meet you So I'm standing at your...

Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky It had the one long horn, one big eye I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee" It looks like a purple people eater...