Welcome, dear listener Are you comfortable? Put your feet up Close your eyes Let your senses dull Float like a beach ball Wearing cordless phones Let the tide t...

What was that crack I made? Swung a hammer wrapped in suede? Like a lick from a lunatic beatnick Knock you senseless as I Babble On I strike between the lines H...

Forty day tear Got roadwear No-doz braking, Breaking, breaker Caffeine shakes Can't feel my legs Three quarters dead Motel ahead Just give me a table And a sing...

You've got clueless commentators Telling folks to stay inside You've got light investigators Pulling shades and terrified You've got powers of the darkness Blow...

Bought me a bargain basement laboratory With a rack and a humpback elf Then I sewed together all the glory i'd collected To immortalize my good self Thought i'd...

I've been up I've been down But everything is just Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine It's true Tougher skin? Guess again But not because I don't Try, try, try, try I...

You know he's somewhere But you don't know if he cares About the way you live So you throw him up a prayer You hope he hears you But the odds are even split Tha...

I stood up You stayed in your chair You didn't get it, You even looked put out But I had no doubt You'd see the change And someday do the same That was quite aw...