1 MY UNCLE HAD A BEER GUT THAT WEIGHED TWO HUNDRED POUNDS HE USED A WHEELBARROW TO HAUL IT INTO TOWN THEY TREAT HIM LIKE A KING WHEN HE WALKS INTO WOODYS BAR HI...

I WAS BORN A YOOPER WITH BEER IN MY VEINS I DRINK IT EVERY DAY TO TRY TO EASE THE PAIN OF ELEVEN MONTHS OF WINTER AND 30 DAYS OF RAIN AND IF I DIDN'T HAVE MY BE...

1 YOU'RE JUST LIKE A STRANGER WHEN YOU'RE IN A BINGO TRANCE THE KIDS DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE WITH YOUR BINGO BAG AND DAUBER AND YOUR LUCKY BINGO PANTS YOU L...

1 A MOSQUITO RAPED A CHICKEN IN A BLUEBERRY PATCH SEVEN DAYS LATER THE CHIQUITOS HATCHED THEY GREW UP FAST AND THEY GREW UP MEAN THEY TORE A BIG HOLE IN THE WIN...

1 LUTEFISK BOILING ON DA STOVE ITALIANS AT THE DOOR THEY SPILL A PAN OF MEATBALLS ALL OVER MARTHA'S FLOOR UNCLE HEIKKI SLIPS ON THEM AND STARTS A GREAT BIG FIGH...

1 I WAKE UP FACE DOWN IN THE COW PIES IN A FIELD NEAR 41 SOME TOURIST TAKES MY PICTURE AS I BLEACH HERE IN THE SUN THE FLIES ARE BUZZING ROUND ME AND THE CARS A...

1 I can't FORGET THE NIGHT WE MET YOU WERE SUCH A HUNK YOU TOOK ME TO YOUR UNCLE'S CAMP AND WE GOT REALLY DRUNK I ASKED YOU FOR SOME FOREPLAY YOU WENT AND GOT T...

1 I KNOW IT'S GETTING LATE AND I KNOW WE HAD A DATE LUCIA I HATE TO MAKE YOU WAIT CAUSE IT WOULD BE SO GREAT TO SEE YA TEARS FALL FROM MY EYES AND I MUST APOLOG...

1 20 YOOPERS IN A PONTOON BOAT DRIVEN BY MY BUDDY MIKE WE'RE FISHIN OUT ON THE BASIN FOR ALLIGATOR WALLEYE PIKE EMIL BROUGHT HIS TV AND ROUTIES BEAGLE FRED HE'S...

1 SOME GUYS LIKE THAT BOTTLED BEER SOME LIKE IT IN A CAN SOME SAY A KEG'S THE BEST BEER FOR A REAL BEER DRINKING MAN EVERYONE HAS THEIR FAVORITE BUT ON ONE THIN...

1 THE BOSS BEEN ON MY BUTT ALL WEEK HES LUCKY THAT I EVEN SHOW UP DA OLD LADIES BITCHIN CONSTANTLY TO GIVE MY BEERIN UP SHE LISTENS TO THE MOTHER-IN-LAW BITCH A...

CHORUS: GRANDPA GOT RUN OVER BY A BEER TRUCK COMING OUT OF WOODY'S CHRISTMAS DAY GRANDMA GOT A JOB OUT AT THE BREWERY I NEVER KNEW THAT SHE COULD DRIVE THAT WAY...

1 I WAS CLEANING OUT MY TOILET BOWL WHEN YOUR BIRTHDAY CAME TO MIND SO I SAT RIGHT DOWN TO WRITE FOR YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY RHYME SO HERE'S A BIRTHDAY SONG I WROT...

1 I REMEMBER BACK IN 58 WHEN I WAS JUST A LAD I WENT UP TO THE COPPER COUNTRY HUNTING WITH MY DAD THE GROUND WAS BARE AND FROZEN SO WE COULDNT TRACK NO DEER SO ...

1 MY BEAGLE DRIVES A RABBIT ALL NIGHT LONG HE AND HIS BUDDY PETE CRUISE THE BUSH ROADS OUT OF TOWN WELL I SORTA SUSPECTED THOSE TWO RIGHT FROM THE START NOW A S...

1 HIS NAME IS JOHNNY PECKANEN HE WAS HATCHED UP IN AHMEEK WORKED THE WHITE PINE COPPER MINE SEVEN DAYS A WEEK WHEN COPPER TOOK A NOSE DIVE HE GOT HIS WALKING PA...

(FEMALE VOCAL) 1 SHUT THE DOOR YOUNG MAN AND PUT DOWN THOSE BOOKS Don't STAND THERE GIVING ME THOSE DIRTY LOOKS I SAW YOU KICKING THAT SWEET LITTLE GIRL THAT LI...

1 FIRST THING YOU DID ON THE DAY WE MET YOU TOOK AWAY MY CIGARETTES ONCE YOU GOT MY NICOTINE YOU NAGGED UNTIL I QUIT CAFFEINE BUT YOU WEREN'T SATISFIED WITH THA...

1 I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND ITS FORTY BELOW THE WEATHERMAN TELLS ME ITS TOO COLD TO SNOW I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW AND I KNOW THAT HE'S LYING MY CAR'S OUT OF SIG...

1 I WAKE UP TO A NIGHTMARE HIS ARMPITS IN MY FACE IT'S MAKING GASTRIC NOISES AND STINKING UP THE PLACE HIS TEETH ARE IN THE COFFEE CUP ON THE NIGHT STAND BY MY ...

1 YOU USED TO TAKE MY PARKING IN YOUR RUSTY CHEVROLET WED GO OUT TO THE PALMER DUMP AND WATCH THE BEARS AT PLAY NOW THE HONEYMOON IS OVER YOU don't TAKE ME ANYP...

1 DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW IN MY RUSTY CHEVROLET DOWN THE ROAD I GO SLIDING ALL THE WAY I NEED NEW PISTON RINGS I NEED SOME NEW SNOW TIRES MY CAR IS HELD TOGETH...

1 RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME YOU AIN'T AS LIGHT AS YOU USED TO BE YOU'RE UP THERE HAVING ALL THAT FUN I'M DOWN HERE WISHING YOU WERE DONE HURRY UP RUTHI...

1 RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME YOU AINT AS LIGHT AS YOU USED TO BE YOU'RE UP THERE HAVING ALL THAT FUN I'M DOWN HERE WISHING YOU WERE DONE HURRY UP RUTHIE...

SECOND WEEK OF DEER CAMP Da Yoopers (Dr Demento's 25th anniversery tape) Note: This transcription is dedicated to my uncle and confirmation sponsor, Mr Anthony ...

1 THE SMELT ARE A RUNNING THE FEVERS IN THE AIR THE SMELTERS ARE COMING WITH THEIR WADERS AND BEER There's TOIVO AND EINO IN THEIR PICKUP TRUCK THEY GOT ALMA AN...

1 ALL YOU BIG CITY WOMEN LISTEN TO ME I GOT SOME SUPER YOOPER LOVE LIKE YOU AINT NEVER SEEN I LIKE EM SHORT, LIKE EM TALL, LIKE EM HUGE LIKE EM SMALL SKINNY, HO...

1 I MET HER AT THE PINE GROVE ONE HOT NIGHT IN MAY SHE WAS A BLONDE HAIRED FINNISH GIRL FROM UP IN CHAMPION WAY SHE WAS SHORT AND BROAD OF BEAM JUST LIKE A JACK...

1 I MET HER UP IN MISULA SHE OWNED HER OWN PULP TRUCK SHE TOOK ME FOR A RIDE ONE NIGHT AND TOLD ME WE WERE STUCK SHE PUT HER ARMS AROUND ME AND SAID I'll KEEP Y...

1 IT ALL STARTED 1963 SANTA BROUGHT ME MONOPOLY TWO GI JOES AND SOME HOT WHEEL CARS GRANDMA AND PA GOT ME AN ELECTRIC GUITAR MY COUSIN BILLY WAS A GEEKY ZIT FAC...

1 WHY DO GIRLS THINK I'M SCARY? WHY DO THEY TREAT ME LIKE A CIRCUS FREAK? IS IT BECAUSE OF MY BIG MELON HEAD OR BECAUSE I TALK LIKE A GEEK OR IS IT BECAUSE WHEN...

1 I WAS BORN IN A BLIZZARD IN A WILLY'S JEEP THE UP BLOOD IN MY VEINS RUNS DEEP BUT I MOVED DOWN HERE BACK IN "?65 CAUSE THE MINE CLOSED DOWN AND I HAD TO SURVI...