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  • (Welcome To) The Social Event Of The Century
    We forged the battlefield contempt and confusion Attack the lead streamlined straight for the bar The crowd goes numb as the lights hit the curtain Just one mor...
  • Beast From The East
    Let's murder the fattest one here I'll drink like a gentleman, sir We'll party all night, But by daylight, we are gone We Are Gone Your heart is the second co...
  • Beer Pong Massacre
    Oh, It all comes down to us, Ten and ten I'll double block it, bounce it off (Show you up) We're gonna show you up, We're gonna drink your beers, We're gonna ta...
  • Cocaine Avalanche
    As I proceed to speak a mile a minute I'm going faster yeah I'm in it to win it My head and heart are gonna Fucking blow another one and pace this entire place ...
  • Cockoff!
    By a show of hands Who hates my band When we showed up We were what was hot We never cooled off We're going places you're not No no no no No reason to explain Y...
  • Is This A Party Or A Dick Measuring Contest?
    The bar fills up and the drinks star mixing A cluster fuck of shame dispensed to lower your neck By the time the bar keep hits the table My sights are set on to...
  • Let's Get Invisible
    Let's get ah-ah, invisible Let's get (panting) invisible Yahh (screaming) The truth is, we both have skeletons in our closets But your bones belong in a museum ...
  • New York, California And Nowhere In Between
    Can someone please find me a new trend One that wont lose it's charm before it ends A simple theme of air brushed tinted red With her lose lips and charm it sha...
  • Night Of The Living Dummy
    Standing over your bed with a bat and an axe you lay lifeless and cold oh my god how could you commit such a crime how could you tell such a lie There is blood ...
  • Party
    Yes! Yes! This is how we party so fuck off This is how we party so fuck off I raise my drink in the air, cuz I'm way to drunk to care Pass out and bottoms up, c...
  • Piano Lessons Can Be Murder
    I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum You've bit off more than you can chew You think you can hide from me It's too late ...
  • Say Cheese And Die
    We built this city on hate fueled by lust and dishonor the birds are the only ones free they can fly in to the sun and burn it's too late for their familys i'm ...
  • Shocker On Shock Street
    Fuck you! Fuck you! Woo! How many times do we have to break it down? Woo! break it down? Fuck all of your tough guy bull shit All of you make me fucking vomit F...
  • Show Stopper!!
    I've been searchin for some time to find the question Trails of dead wrongs and missed rights Are any of you out there even living Or did we happen to fall in e...
  • The MusicVideo Game Olympics
    The slime on your fingers will crawl You chubby little failure You better play a lot right now Like the king on the ground it's done It's not your fault Fault f...
  • The Rise And Fall Of THC Tennis
    Once you understand my state of mind All of you will be singing my lines We've conquered land and sky After being tossed on the highways side As mother mary gav...
  • There's No Glory In Fame
    We're live from the lowest point at the top of the world And I can't help but notice I've been here before The faces not too familiar but the drinks taste the s...
  • Wendel
    Lets talk of lessons learned What the fuck were you thinking man You'll never learn You're lack of conversation Is public masturbation Your lack of common sense...
  • Who You Gonna Call?
    Looks like we did it again Up in the building now the party begins I said it's going down It's starting to kick in We're gonna do it big We'll make it fun to si...
  • Why I'm Afraid Of Bees
    Don't fucking touch me You're drunk, you're drunk Pick up your feet up from the ground What's wrong with murdering this girl? And I will go, I will go (oh) Sil...
  • You Can't Scare Me
    Lights, camera, distraction This place is electrified The monster has risen Get back in the ground ROFL PLEASE SEND NOODS Were taking everything And turning i...