• Hold-Viag
  • Hold On To My Love
    Seventeen, I'd left behind my Pleated plaids and navy knee socks, Stumbled onto campus in my platform shoes Feeling young and unafraid I moved from a passing gr...
  • I Don't Wanna Know
    I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know Do I have to listen as on and on you go Must you keep on yappin You tabloid so and so, Feed it to the bad dogs, I don't w...
  • Italy And France
    I had a dream, I was going to France My bags were packed With tour books, romance I got on the plane, and then I found I was not Paris but Italy-bound I was not...
  • Little Stars
    Don't we love the stars, On a screen at night They distract us from the wars we fight If we could take them from the sky And put them in a jar, theyd surely die...
  • Lovely Mistake
    No more aiming at my own feet No more triggers, no more smokin guns No more shooting myself in the foot Thinking I could hit and run, from all my mistakes No mo...
  • My Kinda Man
    Hes the one for me, Hes not your average guy Doesnt't't come on too strong, But you wouldn't call him shy Hes good at his job and he's real good lookin But the ...
  • Toe To Toe With The Hmo
    I have this problem with my toe And so I call my HMO With a referral from My primary care physician They say my call matters to them They're like an old and tru...
  • Viagra In The Waters
    Just outside of Johnson City On a dark and twisting road In a Kenworth 18-wheeler With a heavy, shifting load He was pushing through to Binghamton Though the ho...